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From: j-beda@students.uiuc.edu (john edward beda)
Newsgroups: news.admin.net-abuse.email,news.admin.net-abuse.misc,news.admin.net-abuse.usenet
Subject: Re: spam, spam, spam
Date: 13 Dec 1996 20:17:51 GMT
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
In article <850326140.393881@smyrno.sol.net>,
Mark Jenks <mjenks@solaria.sol.net> wrote:
>
>Though I would share this with you. Author unknown.
>
>
> I would not, could not SAVE ON PHONE,
> I would not, could not BUY YOUR LOAN,
> I would not, could not MAKE MONEY FAST,
> I would not, could not SEND NO CA$H,
> I would not, could not SEE YOUR SITE,
> I would not, could not EAT VEG-I-MITE,
> I do *not* *like* GREEN CARDS AND SPAM! Mad-I-Am! (inspired: PvdL)
>
>
Also by unknown:
A collection of Spam haiku
--------------------------
Grotesque pinkish mass
In a blue can on a shelf
Quivering alone
Like some spongy rock
A granite, my piece of Spam
In sunlight on my plate
Oh Argentina!
Your little tin of meat soars
Above the pampas
The color of Spam
is natural as the sky:
A block of sunrise
Little slab of meat
In a wash of clear jelly
Now I heat the pan
Oh tin of pink meat
I ponder what you may be:
Snout or ear or feet?
In the cool morning
I fry up a slab of Spam
A dog barks next door
Pink tender morsel
Glistening with salty gel
What the hell is it?
Ears, snouts, and innards,
A homogenous mass
Pass another slice
Cube of cold pinkness
Yellow specks of porcine fat
Give me a spork please
Old man seeks doctor
"I eat Spam daily", he says.
Angioplasty
Highly unnatural
The tortured shape of this "food"
A small pink coffin
Slicing your sweet self
Salivating in suspense
Sizzle, sizzle..Spam
Pink beefy temptress
I can no longer remain
Vegetarian
--
* johann <a href="mailto:j-beda@uiuc.edu">j-beda@uiuc.edu<a> *
* <a href="http://www.uiuc.edu/ph/www/j-beda/">WWW home page</a> *
* I will NEVER buy anything inappropriately advertised on USENET. *
* Unsolicited Commercial E-Mail will cost $500/message under 47 USC 227 *