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From: Denise.Shoemaker@forsythe.stanford.edu (REEEOOW Pfft Pfft)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Organization: Stanford University
Subject: Green Eggs and Hamlet
Keywords: chuckle
Date: Mon, 26 May 97 19:30:02 EDT
[Note - author unknown, making the rounds - ed.]
Green Eggs and Hamlet
I ask to be or not to be.
That is the question I ask of me.
This sullied life, it makes me shudder.
My uncle's boffing dear sweet mother.
Would I, could I take me life?
Could I, should I end this strife?
Should I jump out of a plane?
Or throw myself before a train?
Should I from a cliff just leap?
Could I put myself to sleep?
Shoot myself ot take some poison?
Maybe try self immolation?
To shudder off this mortal coil,
I could stab myself with a fencing foil.
Slash my wrists while in the bath?
Would it end my angst and wrath?
To sleep, to drea, now there's the rub.
I could drop a toaster in my tub.
Would all be glad if I were dead?
Could I perhaps kill them instead?
This line of thought takes consideration-
For I'm the king of procrastination.
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