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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
DR. SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been
told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die. In the rain.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads
without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told
us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
JERRY FALWELL:
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see
the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the
"other side." That's what "they" call it, the "other side". Yes, my
friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will
become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this
abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless
phrases like the "other side." That chicken should not be free to cross
the road. It's as plain and simple as that.
ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX:
It was a historical inevitability.
SADDAM HUSSEIN:
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion, and we were quite justified in
dropping nerve gas on it.
RONALD REAGAN:
What chicken?
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
FOX MULDER:
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens
have to cross before you believe it?
FREUD:
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossing the
road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken 2000. Which will not only cross roads,
but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your
checkbook -- and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the
chicken?
BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by
"crossing"? Could you define "crossing", please?
LOUIS FARRAKHAN:
The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken "crossed
the black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.
THE BIBLE:
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou
shalt cross the road," and the chicken crossed the road, and there was
much rejoicing.
COLONEL SANDERS:
I missed one?