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Pegasus Publishing merchandise [excerpts]
Bumper Stickers
PS-103 - Cthulhu for President: Why vote for the lesser of two evils?
PS-106 - Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy
and good with catsup
PS-111 - Once you have pulled the pin from Mr. Grenade, he is no longer
your friend
PS-115 - We had to give away the kids - the cat was allergic
PS-124 - Klingon Prime Directive: shoot it
PS-129 - They got the library at Alexandria, they're not getting mine!
PS-130 - Keep the books - BURN the censors
PS-132 - They'll take my book away from me when they pry my cold stiff
fingers off the binding
PS-144 - Some say that cats are sneaky evil and cruel. True, and they
have other fine qualities as well
PS-154 - Campus Crusade for Cthulhu - IT FOUND ME
PS-158 - Dragons Love You! dipped in chocolate
PS-160 - Crossbows don't kill people, Quarrels kill people
PS-180 - Starfleet Security - The few, the proud, the expendable [bullseye]
PS-184 - My child beat up your honor student at Klinzhai Imperial Institute
PS-188 - Assassins Inc. - We aim to please
PS-209 - YOU! Out of the gene pool!
PS-226 - Don't try to outweird me, I get weirder things than you with my
breakfast cereal
PS-230 - Heralds don't pun, they cant
PS-237 - When you don't know where it's going or when it'll arrive
-Quantum Express
PS-239 - If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets
PS-250 - Unix is a very user-friendly operating system. It's just picky
about who it's friendly with
PS-264 - Et Verbum Custodiat Tibi Vobiscum Sicut Erat in Principio! May
your data be restored to its original pristine condition
PS-266 - Windows and Icons and Mice Oh My!
PS-267 - Subspace Comunications - The next best thing to beaming there!
PS-289 - Hi! I'm the Dread Pirate Roberts(tm) #72377. Ask about franchise
opportunities in your area!
PS-291 - Barney, we'd like you to meet this week's special guest, Mr.
Velociraptor!
PS-293 - We've secretly replaced the Dilithium Crystals with New Folger's
Crystals. Now let's watch them go to warp.
PS-296 - JESUS SAVES Gretsky gets the puck... He shoots... He scores!
PS-304 - What do you call a Bajoran with PMS? A Bajoran.
PS-333 - B5 - Boldly going in circles
PS-334 - Dyslexics have more fnu
PS-365 - Vorkosigan/Naismith in '96 -The real SPLIT ticket
PS-366 - Illiterate? Write for our free brochure
PS-368 - Hookt on Foniks Helpt Mi!
PS-370 - Dear Earthforce: Hate you, Hate the Alliance, Taking B4. - The One
PS-398 - My PID is Inigo Montoya, You Kill-9 my Parent Process, Prepare to vi
PS-407 - Sheridan/Ivanova '96 - Our Last Best Hope
PS-417 - E-Mail: When it absolutely, positively, has to get lost at the
speed of light
PS-440 - The experiment has begun, a million monkeys at a million
keyboards. We call it Usenet
PS-442 - McCthulhu's: Over 2 Billion Devoured
IA-128 - Militant Agnostic. I don't know, and you don't either!
IA-167 - I didn't do it. You can't prove it. Nobody saw me. The sheep
are lying!
IA-169 - The Few. The Browed. The Klingon Marines.
IA-213 - Stop the violins. Visualize whirled peas.
Window Decals - Small
PD-1021 - This Vehicle protected by Cthulhu. Violators will be devoured