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| Mailbox text, 1st line "From wichers@husc7.HARVARD.EDU Sat Jul 28 22:16:54 1990"
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|00000050| 56 41 52 44 2e 45 44 55 | 20 28 4a 6f 68 6e 20 57 |VARD.EDU| (John W|
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