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  1.  
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  3.  
  4. ObJoke: Why is it that if you transfer something by car it's a shipment, but
  5.         if you transfer something by ship it's a cargo??
  6.  
  7.  CCCCC     A     SSSSS     A       __    ______   _____   ___
  8. C     C   A A   S     S   A A     |  |  |_    _| |  ___| | |  \       @ ___
  9. C        A   A   SS      A   A    |  |__  |  |   |  >__  | |  /     _ \    _\
  10. C       AAAAAAA     SS  AAAAAAA   |_____| |__|   |_____| |_|  \    (*)-^+-(*)
  11. C     C A     A S     S A     A
  12.  CCCCC  A     A  SSSSS  A     A          -                              \\\
  13.                                          |                              {OQ}
  14.        |_                      O=========|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>    (_)
  15.        | \                               |
  16.        |__\                _   __        -                |         ,__o
  17.        /___\_____         / `-'  (              III       !___    _-\_<,
  18.   ____/         /         |( II  ||||||||||||||[***]      <(*)>--(*)/'(*)
  19. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~       \_.-.__(               l
  20.  
  21. :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
  22. ::  ||||||||||  ||||||  ||||||            ||||||||||||   |||  |||  ||||||  ::
  23. ::  |||     ||   ||||   ||  ||            ||||      ||   |||  |||  ||  ||  ::
  24. ::  |||     |    ||||   ||  || <stealth>  ||||      ||   |||  |||  ||||||  ::
  25. ::  ||||||||     ||||   ||  ||   ^---^    ||||||||||||   |||  |||  ||      ::
  26. ::  |||     |   ||||||  ||||||   |@ @|    ||||           ||||||||  ||      ::
  27. ::  |||     ||                    \./     ||||                             ::
  28. ::  ||||||||||                     U      ||||                             ::
  29. :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
  30.  
  31.         ///  All Others         ooo$$oo   oo         o"$            ()
  32.        ///   Make it            "$$o""""""$$$        $ $o            \--o
  33.  \\\  ///    Trivial      oo   o$         $"        o$  $           .-\__.
  34.   \\\///               o$"""$$o$         o$         $"  ""$o       (      \_
  35.    \///            ooo$"    "" "          "$ooo  o  $      $        '-.-'
  36.                   $"$$                        ""$" $"      "$
  37.                  o$                              """        $        ()/  \()
  38.                o$"                                          "$oo    /##    $$\
  39.       oooo$"""""                                               ""$   |\    /|
  40.     oo$"                                                         "$
  41.    $""        ~        ~               ~          ~    ~   ~       "$o
  42.    $         ~ ~ ~ ~  ~ ~ ~~~~~ ~~~   ~ ~ ~   ~  ~ ~  ~~~ ~~~        $oo
  43.    $        ~  ~ ~ ~  ~     ~   ~  ~ ~  ~ ~   ~ ~  ~   ~   ~           $o$
  44.  "$$$       ~~~~ ~ ~   ~    ~   ~~~  ~~~~ ~   ~ ~~~~   ~   ~            "$
  45.   "$o       ~  ~ ~ ~ ~  ~   ~   ~ ~  ~  ~ ~   ~ ~  ~   ~   ~            o$o
  46.     $o      ~  ~  ~   ~~    ~   ~  ~ ~  ~ ~~~ ~ ~  ~   ~   ~             $$
  47.      $                                                                    $"
  48.      $                                            Where I Is!!1!         $
  49.       $o                    oooooo$ooo        $  /                      $
  50.       o$         "   oo"""""         ""$o    $$ /                     o$
  51.      "$o    oo$""$$$$"                  "$ o"$$*                     $"^
  52.        """""""                           """$$$$o                  o$" |
  53.  * * * N   N  OOO  * * *                   """"" $                 $$  |
  54.   ***  NN  N O   O  ***                          "$            o oo$ AUSTRALIA
  55.  ***** N N N O   O *****                          """"ooo$$$oo$""""
  56.   ***  N  NN O   O  ***                                  "ooo  $$    TASMANIA
  57.  * * * N   N  OOO  * * *                                  "o""" $ <----/
  58.                                                            "$ooo$
  59. |       \     /            /   \                              ""
  60. |        \___/             \
  61. |_______________________  __\_____________________                ____
  62. |       |   |        |     ____|       |       |                 /    \__
  63. |  ____ |   |   ____ |    |         ___|   ____|     |\         /    @   \
  64. | / \  \|   |  / \  \|    |____    /      (    |     \ \_______|    \  .:|>
  65. | \__\_/|   |  \__\_/|    __   |  |            |      \      ##|    | \__/
  66. |       |   |        |    \_\__|   \___/       |       |    ####\__/   \
  67. +       |   |        |       \                 |       /  /  ##       \|
  68.                                                       /  /__________\  \
  69.     \       _ ___  _           _   /                 L_JJ           \__JJ
  70.    //\  /| |_  |  |_| |  |  | |   |_\\
  71.   //  \/ | |_  |  | | |_ |_ | |_  |  \\                    ____|||||///
  72.  /            ALCHOHOLICA              \                  /     |||||////
  73. //                                     \\                /  __   ||    ////
  74. V        METAL UP YOUR ASS!!!!          V               |   L|   :      ===
  75.                                                         | |   __ : ___  =|=
  76.                                                         |    (_) :/__)   |
  77.          #     #  ####   #    #   #  #####   ######     |/       |      \|
  78.           #   #  # ,, #  #    #   #  #    #  #           |       .\     |
  79.            # #   #    #  #    #  #   #    #  #####        \ \ \  :     /
  80.             #    #\__/#  #    #      #####   #             |  HHH---  |
  81.             #    #    #  #    #      #   #   #              \____:___/
  82.             #     ####    ####       #    #  ######
  83.                                                                 _________
  84.    ##    #       #        ####   #    #  ######  ####    ##    /         \
  85.   #  #   #       #       # oo #  #    #  #       #   #   ##    |         |
  86.  #    #  #       #       #    #  #    #  #####   #    #  ##    \__\   /__/
  87.  ######  #       #       #\__/#  # ## #  #       #    #  ##      --| |--
  88.  #    #  #       #       #    #  ##  ##  #       #   #            -| |-
  89.  #    #  ######  ######   ####   #    #  ######  ####    ##       /| |\
  90.                                                                /////\\\\\\
  91.                 HAVE A NICE DAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  92.                                                                    ;;;;;
  93. *****   ___   ___      _________                      |\         & *   * &
  94.   *    /   \ /   \    | _______ |            ---*--   |  \        \  8  /
  95.   *   |     V     |   | | * * | |        -"""      \__|   \  -oOOo-------oOOo-
  96.   *    \         /    | |_____| |       /   :  NT  :  QLD  \
  97.   *      \     /      |    ===  |      /    :........       \
  98.   *        \ /        |_________|     ' WA  : SA    :.......*|
  99. *****       v          |||||||||      \     :     * :NSW    /       ||   ||
  100.                                        \*   :/""""""\`..x */      __|| __||
  101.                                         ----'     VIC\ *`./      (____(____)
  102.                                                       """"
  103.                                                       \"""/    /\          |
  104.                                                     TAS\*/    /_/ /\ \/ | [|
  105.                       .--------------.
  106.                  .---'  o        .    `---.                   |\/\/\/\/\/|
  107.               .-'    .    O  .         .   `-.                | ___  ___ |
  108.            .-'     @@@@@@       .             `-.             |/   \/   \|
  109.          .'@@   @@@@@@@@@@@       @@@@@@@   .    `.       _ccc_c_#_|__#_ccc_c_
  110.        .'@@@  @@@@@@@@@@@@@@     @@@@@@@@@         `.
  111.       /@@@  o @@@@@@@@@@@@@@     @@@@@@@@@     O     \
  112.      /        @@@@@@@@@@@@@@  @   @@@@@@@@@ @@     .  \
  113.     /@  o      @@@@@@@@@@@   .  @@  @@@@@@@@@@@     @@ \
  114.    /@@@      .   @@@@@@ o       @  @@@@@@@@@@@@@ o @@@@ \
  115.   /@@@@@                  @ .      @@@@@@@@@@@@@@  @@@@@ \
  116.   |@@@@@    O    `.-./  .        .  @@@@@@@@@@@@@   @@@  |
  117.  / @@@@@        --`-'       o        @@@@@@@@@@@ @@@    . \    Full Moon +
  118.  |@ @@@@ .  @  @    `    @            @@      . @@@@@@    |     0  5:15:36
  119.  |   @@                         o    @@   .     @@@@@@    |      Last Quarter -
  120.  |  .     @   @ @       o              @@   o   @@@@@@.   |       7  3:55:27
  121.  \     @    @       @       .-.       @@@@       @@@      /
  122.   |  @    @  @              `-'     . @@@@     .    .    |
  123.   \ .  o       @  @@@@  .              @@  .           . /
  124.    \      @@@    @@@@@@       .                   o     /
  125.     \    @@@@@   @@\@@    /        O          .        /   |\   _________   /|
  126.      \ o  @@@       \ \  /  __        .   .     .--.  /    | \/           \/ |
  127.       \      .     . \.-.---                   `--'  /     |                 |
  128.        `.             `-'      .                   .'      |  <(*)>   <(*)>  |
  129.          `.    o     / | `           O     .     .'        |       / \       |
  130.            `-.      /  |        o             .-'          | _____/   \_____ |
  131.               `-.          .         .     .-'             |/    (_____)    \|
  132.                  `---.        .       .---'                |     ---^---     |
  133.                       `--------------'                      \    -------    /
  134.                                                              \             /
  135.                                                                -----------
  136. @@@@@@  @@  @@  @@@@@@        @@@@@@  @@  @@  @@@@@
  137.   @@    @@  @@  @@            @@      @@@ @@  @@  @@
  138.   @@    @@@@@@  @@@@@         @@@@@   @@@@@@  @@  @@
  139.   @@    @@  @@  @@            @@      @@ @@@  @@  @@               |\/\/\/|
  140.   @@    @@  @@  @@@@@@        @@@@@@  @@  @@  @@@@@                |      |
  141.                                                                    |      |
  142.  __________________                                                | (o)(o)
  143. /  ______________  \                        /\                     C      _)
  144. | |              | |                       /  \                     | ,___|
  145. | |     ( )      | |                      |\  /|     GGGGG  OOOO    |   /
  146. | |    (   )     | |          _____ _____ |    |     G      O  O   /____\
  147. | |     | |      | |         /____//_____\|\  /|     G  GG  O  O
  148. | |     | |      | |        /____________ \    /     GGGGG  OOOO
  149. | |    (   )     | |       / / \    / \  \ \  /
  150. | |   (     )    | |      /   A  /   A    \_\/  TTT  RRR  III  BBB  EEE
  151. | |    | | |     | |     /      /          \/O)  T   R R   I   B B  E
  152. | |    | | |     | |    (  ____(__)_____     /   T   RRR   I   BBB  EEE
  153. | |______________| |     \(  |  |   |  |)   /    T   RR    I   B B  E
  154. | |      o       | |      \\_|__|___|__/___/     T   R R  III  BBB  EEE
  155. | |              | |
  156. | |______________| |             AND TAKE THE BROWNS WITH YOU!
  157. | \--------------/ |
  158. |       ;;;;       |
  159. |     ;;;;;;;;     |     ____________________________     ****************
  160. |nOOn ;;;;;;;; nOOn|     |         |______|         |     +===+  o   +===+
  161. |UUUU  ;;;;;;  UUUU|    _|__________________________|_    |   | /|\  |   |
  162. |                  |     ||   ||   ||    ||   ||   ||     |~~~| Co-"=|~~~|
  163. --------------------     ||   ||   ||    ||   ||   ||     |___| / \  |___|
  164. \                  /     ||   ||   ||    ||   ||   ||     ****************
  165. |\                /|     ||   ||   ||    ||   ||   ||
  166. | |              | | ____||___||___||____||___||___||____
  167. | |              | |
  168. /_\______________/_\                    _/_/_/  _/       _/      _/_/  _/  _/
  169.                                         _/      _/      _/_/    _/     _/ _/
  170.            ___----------___             _/_/_/  _/     _/  _/   _/     _/_/
  171.         _--                ----__           _/  _/    _/_/_/_/  _/     _/ _/
  172.        -                         ---_   _/_/_/  _/_/ _/      _/  _/_/  _/  _/
  173.       -___    ____---_              --_
  174.   __---_ .-_--   _ O _-                -
  175.  -      -_-       ---                   -       \_____   \__ \__  \__
  176. -   __---------___                       -      \__ \__  \__ \__  \__
  177. - _----                                  -      \_____   \______  \__
  178.  -     -_                                 _     \__ \__  \__ \__  \_____
  179.  `      _-                                 _    \__  \__ \__ \__  \_____
  180.        _                           _-_  _-_ _
  181.       _-                   ____    -_  -   --       __________________
  182.       -   _-__   _    __---    -------       -     <_ _>_ _|__/|__/__/
  183.      _- _-   -_-- -_--                        _    <___>|_||__\|/ |/
  184.      -_-                                       _
  185.     _-                                          _
  186.     -
  187.  
  188.      /\    /\    /\/\/\/\/\/\/\.-.-.-.-.......___________
  189.     /  \  /  \  /                                        \/\/\.-.-....__
  190. ___/    \/    \/                                                        \/\.-._
  191.                                                _________________
  192.                                               [_______    ______]
  193. H   H   AA  L    999   000   000   000         \\\\\\/   )\\\\\\\
  194. H   H  A  A L   9   9 0  00 0  00 0  00             /   )\\
  195. HHHHH  AAAA L    9999 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0            /   )\\  HERMO <NUCLEAR<
  196. H   H  A  A L       9 00  0 00  0 00  0           <___)\\    \\\\\ \\\\\\\\\
  197. H   H  A  A LLLL 999   000   000   000             \\\\\
  198.  
  199.       ____________     _____    _____    _____      ________      _____
  200.      /           /\   /    /\  /    /\  /    /\    /       /\    /    /|
  201.     /           /  \ /    /  \/    /  \/    /  \  /       /  \  /    / |
  202.    /           /   //    /   /    /   /    /    \/       /    \/    /  |
  203.   /___________/   //____/   /____/   /____/     /_______/     /____/   |
  204.   \           \  /\\    \   \    \   \    \     |       \     |    |   |
  205.    \     ______\/ /_\    \  /\    \   \    \    |   .    \    |    |   |
  206.     \    \___/   /   \    \/__\    \   \    \   |   |\    \   |    |   |
  207.      \       \  /     \             \   \    \  |   | \    \  |    |   |
  208.       \     __\/     / \     ___     \   \    \ |   |  \    \ |    |   .
  209.        \    \_______/   \    \  \     \   \    \|   |  /\    \|    |  /
  210.         \           \  / \    \  \     \  /\    .   | /  \    .    | /
  211.          \___________\/   \____\/ \_____\/  \_______|/    \________|.
  212.  
  213.                                                                          /^\
  214. /////////////////////////[[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\   |#|
  215.                                                                         |===|
  216.                                                                          |0|
  217.   ##                                                            ##       | |
  218. # ..      _~                  __                                .. #     | |
  219. @  >     / ) ,    ,    _/)    /_)  _  _  _  _  _  _/)_  _       <  @     | |
  220.  | ^    (_/ /_|/_/_/)_(/_  __/_) _(/_/(_/)_(I_/)_(/_(/_/(_      v |     =====
  221.                                                                        _||_||__
  222.  
  223.                             ________       ______   _____   _____   _   _
  224.         _______  _______  / _____   \     |_    _| |  _  | |  _  | | |_| |
  225.       / ______/\/ _____//  /____/ _ /\      |  |   | | | | | | | | |___  |
  226.     /  /\     /  /\    / _______   \  \     |  |   | |_| | | | | |  ___| |
  227.   /  /____\ /  /___ \/  /______/  / \/      |__|   |_____| |_| |_| |_____|
  228.  /________/\/______/\/____________/   \
  229.  \        \ \      \ \           \   /                |\  /|          | ,
  230.   \_________\/\______\/\___________\/                 | \/ |  /\| |/\ |<
  231.                                                       |    |  \_| |   | \
  232.  
  233.  
  234.  
  235.      ______               ______           _________
  236.     /      \             /      \         |   ____  \
  237.    /   /\   \           /   /\   \        |  |    \  \
  238.   /   /__\   \         /   /__\   \       |  |____/  /
  239.  /     __     \       /     __     \      |    _____/
  240. /_____/  \_____\     /_____/  \_____\     |___|
  241.   __    __       ___          ______
  242.  /_/\  /_/|     /__/ \       /_____/|    ____  _____  __   __  ___  ___  ___
  243. |  \ \/  ||    |    \ \      |   __|/   <__  ><_   _><  > <  ><  _><  _>< __>
  244. |   \/   ||    | |\  \ \     _\  \ \     < _> <  o  ><   -   >< _> < _> < >
  245. |        ||    | |_\  \ \   /__\  \/|   <____><_ ^ _><__> <__><___><___><_>
  246. |_|\__/|_|/    |_______\/   |_____|/
  247.                                                            /HHH\
  248.                                       ___-_____           HHHHHHH
  249.                              _____----         ---------___\HHH/
  250.                       ____---                               -------____
  251. ----------------------
  252. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXxxxxxxxxxxxXXXXXXXXXXxxxxxxxxxxXXXXXXXXXxxxx
  253. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
  254. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
  255. ==========================================================================
  256.                         ---------                        --___--
  257.                                                          --___--
  258.  
  259.  ___________________________________________
  260. |_____     ____              __         o _ |      _____    _____
  261. |     \        | ____ __  __ __| ____   O/  |     / ^ ^ \  / _ _ \
  262. |              |   - )  '   \  |     | <|   |     | o o |  | o o |
  263. |   |`    /'   | (____   |     | (___   ^   |     | \_/ |  | /-\ |
  264. |   |    /     |      |  |     |     |_/ \_ |      \___/    \___/
  265. `-------------------------------------------'
  266.  
  267.   _____               ____  _               _   _
  268.  (__ __) o  ______   (  __)( )_  ___  ___ _( )_( )_  ___   ______
  269. (____)  (_)(_)()(_)  (____)(_)_)(__=)(__=) (_)_(_)_)(___)_(_)()(_)
  270.  
  271.                         _ ____|____====___H___________________====_====_====_
  272.                          |_______| [[[[                       ####### ###### |
  273.                     ______| [][] |____  """ Missouri Pacific                 |
  274.                    |o ____|  MP  |__| \___________________________/\_________|
  275.                  |_| /    |_5001_|   \_|  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |    |_
  276.                  |_|=|====|======|===|===/\==================================|_
  277.                  |_|  [(o)=(o)=(o)]   |____________________|  [(o)=(o)=(o)]  |_
  278. ==============================================================================
  279. ]    []    []    []    []    []    []    []    []    []    []    []    []   []
  280. ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
  281.  
  282.  
  283.     _/_/_/_/  _/    _/  _/  _/_/_/_/  _/   _/   _/_/_/_/  _/      _/
  284.    _/        _/    _/  _/  _/        _/  _/    _/        _/_/    _/
  285.   _/        _/_/_/_/  _/  _/        _/_/      _/_/_/    _/  _/  _/
  286.  _/        _/    _/  _/  _/        _/  _/    _/        _/    _/_/
  287. _/_/_/_/  _/    _/  _/  _/_/_/_/  _/    _/  _/_/_/_/  _/      _/
  288.  
  289. +----------------+                                        _____________
  290. |                |                         \)            |\ --------- /|
  291. |   +---+        |        ooooo           __\            ||:::/   \:::||
  292. |   |   |        |          \\            \  |\          ||::/     \::||
  293. |   |   |        |           \\============|             ||:( (o)(o)):||
  294. |   |   |        |      ___ / \\        //  | ___        ||::\  .. /::||
  295. |   |   +----+   |    /    /\  \\ x  //     /\    \      ||:::\ --/:::||
  296. |   |        |   |   |   _/__L__o //       |  \.   |     ||:::/\ /\:::||
  297. |   +--------+   |   |       |x            |       |     |/__Pak_Thom_\|
  298. | Just a newbie  |    \ ___ /               \ ___ /
  299. +----------------+
  300.  
  301.                ___       __     __   __       __       ___       __
  302.  |            /          |      |    |       /        /          |  /
  303.  |    )      /  _\       |      |    |      /        /  _\        /   /
  304.  |   \      /      \     |  \        |  \      |    /      \     |   ' )
  305.  |     \   /         \   |    \      |    \    |   /         \       /___
  306.  
  307.        ___    ___              ____          ______       __    ___
  308.       /   \  /   \            /    \        |   _  \     |  |  /  /
  309.      /  /\ \/ /\  \          /  /\  \       |  |_|  |    |  | /  /
  310.     /  /  \  /  \  \        /  /__\  \      |      /     |  |/  /
  311.    /  /    \/    \  \      /  ______  \     |  |\  \     |  |\  \
  312.   /  /            \  \    /  /      \  \    |  | \  \    |  | \  \     _
  313.  /__/              \__\  /__/        \__\   |__|  \__\   |__|  \__\   |_|
  314.  
  315.    /)               /      /~~\                /\  /\
  316.   /      * _/__/_  /  _   /    )  __   _      //\\//\\
  317.  /      /  /  /   /  / ) (    /-//  ) / )    //  \/  \\  A   C   B   E   T   H
  318. (_____ (_/(_/(_/ /_ (_/_  \__/ /   /_(_/_/  //        \\ ---------=====}=====O
  319.  
  320.           ~~~             |
  321.      ~~~~     ~~~~      -----                    |
  322.           ~~~           )___(                  -----
  323.                           |                    )___(
  324.                       ---------                  |
  325.                      /         \              -------
  326.                     /___________\            /       \
  327.                           |                 /_________\
  328.                    ---------------               |
  329.                   /               \        -------------
  330.                  /                 \      /             \
  331.                 /___________________\    /_______________\
  332.               ____________|______________________|__________
  333.                \_                                        _/
  334.                  \______________________________________/
  335.           ~~..             ...~~~.           ....~~~...     ..~
  336.  
  337.                                    |
  338.                                    |
  339.                                   _|_
  340.                                  /___\
  341.                                 /_____\
  342.    \___________________________\       /___________________________/
  343.     `-----------|------|--------\_____/--------|------|-----------'
  344.                ( )    ( )     O|OOo|oOO|O     ( )    ( )
  345.  
  346.                   _____  _____
  347.                   \\\\\\/ ___/___________________
  348.                    \\\\/ /                 _____/__________________________
  349. ________________    \\/ /              _____/.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'_'_'_/
  350. \_____        \__    / /           _____/.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'_'_/
  351.     \__________\__  / /        _____/_'_'_'_'_'_'_'_'_'_'_'_'_'_'_/
  352.                 \_ / /__________/
  353.                  \/____/\\\\\\
  354.                       \\\\\\
  355.                        ------
  356.  
  357.  
  358. N