What do taglines have to do with Excel Progs? I have no idea..but thought these might be fun to read anyway! <G>
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A production of the information-addicted insane.
Error: Brain not attached - Press F1 to continue.
Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?
Error: USER CORRUPT. TERMINATING.
You are in a maze of twisty little programs, all alike.
"Is" is the verb for when you don't want a verb.
I'd love to, but I have to study for a blood test.
You're not drunk as long as you can hold onto the floor.
You would if you could but you can't so you won't.