You see a lively bard with a lute, a mug of fine ale on the table beside him. "Come join me! Have some ale, and a bite of fine mutton, and I'll play some TUNES." "William be mine name, playin' TUNES is my game!" "I work as a guard for King Eldor. In my spare time, I study the musical art of the BARD." "The bard is a fine profession. I spread joy amongst the kingdom with many fine TUNES, and always practice to improve mine art." "I knoweth several. Wouldst thou care to hear one?" "Ah, I see thou art busy with thine ale! Perhaps another time." "Which tune wouldst thou like to hear? The FIGHTERS tune, the LOVERS dirge, or the song of MERRIMENT?" William begins to play: William begins to play: William begins to play: "Take good care, fine fellow! And if ever ye wants a tune, come visit!"
