Once upon a time there was a madman who came to save the land. He started by firing his lightening wand at bridges, then poking holes in his boat. Then he put a sextant around his neck like a necklace. He swam to the Lycaeum and sang to all the books. With trees he did speak, and called the mountains his brothers. In the dungeon, he whistled strange tunes, and told the wisps they're being silly hanging around in the dark all day. So on and on he went thus. And you know what? The monsters were so fearful of him, that they never attacked! END
