DP Tool Club 17/CD_ASCQ_17_101194.iso/vrac/fwars101.zip/MONSTER.DAT

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School Nerd
15
15
3
3
3
5.50
10
1
9
1
3
Plaid
Pencils
You have encountered the school nerd.  You had better win.. this could
be embarassing!  The nerd draws a pencil from his pocket and takes aim.
"That should teach you to mess with a guy holding number 2 pencils!"
"You are a VERY bad guy.  I'm telling.."
Cheerleader
18
18
3
4
4
6.50
15
1
8
1
4
Short Skirt
Pom Poms
You always hated the cheerleaders.. mainly because they hated you.  You
could never get one of those stuck up witches to date you!
"Like, you are SUCH a geek."
"My boyfriend is back, and you're gonna be in trouble!"
Tuba Player
19
19
6
3
4
6.75
19
1
8
2
2
Tuba
Tuba Shriek
The beginning tuba player is feared by all living things that can hear!
This waddling tub in paticular looks very dangerous.
"Don't run off, I want you to hear me practice my scales."
"You got food in my tuba!"
Teacher's Pet
18
18
3
3
3
5.50
10
1
9
1
3
Bow Tie
Hair Greese
Oh how you hate a teacher's pet.  The greesed hair, the freckles, always
has an apple for the teacher.   Guys like this make you wanna puke.
"Face it, you'll never be as good as I am.  You'll work for me some day."
"You're just jealous that Mrs. Drummond likes me better."
Sixth Grader
20
20
4
4
4
7.00
18
5
7
1
4
T-Shirt
History Book
Sometimes you see someone and you just take a disliking to them.  This
is one of those times.  You can't explain it, it is just a feeling.
"You food fighters need to be taught a lesson from time to time."
"You food fighters are giving us all a bad name!  Just conform!"
Cafateria Worker
25
25
6
5
5
7.75
25
6
6
1
5
Apron
Spatula
Now is your chance to get back at those cafateria workers for all the
lousy food they serve students.  But they spit in the food too...
"You thought you could beat me with my own food? HA!"
"I'm gonna spit in your food some day."
Mr. Teddy
28
28
6
6
6
8.00
35
7
6
2
3
Coat & Tie
Ruler
Mr. Teddy's real name is Mr. Taylor.  He just hates it when students
call his by his first name.  As a result everyone does.  You take aim.
"I hear you call me "Teddy" again and it will be double detention!"
"I'll find out who you are, and when I do it's detention!"
Drama Freak
30
30
6
7
6
8.45
45
7
5
2
3
Costume
Misc Props
Why is everyone that is into drama so darn wierd.  Here comes another
one of those freaks. Pale skin, black clothes. Food stains show up well.
"To be, you ask?  I choose not to be.... like you."
"Thou shalt get what is coming to thou!"
Rapper
17
17
3
4
3
5.70
12
1
9
1
3
Baseball Cap
Bad Rhymes
Yo baby, yo baby, yo.  Looks like another one of those black n' silver
punks is headed this way.  Time to ruin someone's expensive threads.
"When you try to be bad, it makes me mad.  That's word to ya' mother."
"You be illin' man.  My adidas are all messed up!"
Class President
45
45
7
7
8
10.00
60
10
5
2
4
Polo Shirt
Golf Club
This guy thinks he's at a country club.  You don't remember voting for
this loser.. how did he ever make it into office.  Total loser.
"You are weak, little fool.  I'm simily the best.  Now cope with it."
"You must have cheated.. nobody beats me.  Nobody!"
Gang Fledgling
50
50
14
4
4
20.00
65
10
2
2
4
Torn Jeans
Bleach Gun
This guy is one of the gang hopefulls.  Some day you might see this punk
hanging out on the lower field with the rest of the gang losers.
"Remember my name, man.  I kicked yo butt and I'll kick it again."
"Man, please don't tell anyone.  I'll never get in a gang now."
Hick
54
54
10
8
8
21.50
75
14
-2
2
5
Fleece Jacket
Boots
Although this school is nowhere near the country there always seems to
be a group of fools that think they are cowboys.  Here comes one now.
"I went and kicked youuu butt reeeeeeeeeeeeal good."
"All y'all food fighters are cow terd."
Wannabe
58
58
10
10
10
22.50
95
16
-4
2
5
Rap T-Shirt
Hacky Sacks
Every school has at least a dozen fools who think they can buy their
way into a group by following the trends.
"That's right, uh huh.  I'm radical, totally awesome."
"You think you're skitz."
Chess Champion
62
62
8
12
13
23.95
110
17
-4
2
5
Chess Board
Chess Pieces
This guy is the president of the school chess club.  He is also the ONLY
member of the club.  Thursdays he plays chess against Mr. Teddy.
"Bad move, bad move.  You have to plan ahead better than that!"
"Check mate, ehh.  Next time I'll get you."
Stoner
70
70
10
14
12
26.05
125
18
-5
2
5
Smoke Screen
Pipe
Here is one of those stoners you always see hanging out in the woods.
He looks like he hasn't showered in weeks.  Smells worse than Spam.
"Like dude, you need to like get a life.  You just ain't cool."
"Chill out, man.  Chill out."
Seventh Grader
75
75
12
12
12
29.40
150
18
-6
2
5
Denim Jacket
Health Book
Here comes a student that is just iritating from the start, although
you can't tell exactly why at first.  Just something about him.....
"You see what happens when you try to be tough!  Now go home!"
"I just don't see why you get such a kick out of being a jerk."
Rocker
80
80
14
11
12
33.90
175
19
-6
2
5
Leather
Metal Belt
A rocker is one of the easiest targets to identify.  Wild hair, leather
jacket...  This one must of used the whole hairspray bottle.
"Killer dude.  Don't mess with this skitz rocker!"
"I'll rock out on your butt tomorrow!"
Baseball Player
85
85
11
13
13
37.80
190
19
-7
2
5
Jersey
Whiffle Bat
Now here comes one of the baseball team members.  Better be careful with
this guy.. he looks willing to use that dangerous whiffle bat.
"Strike three, and sit down buddy.  Right down the pipe!"
"Just wait till next year."
Janitor
95
95
12
13
13
41.00
220
20
-7
2
6
Overalls
Rake
The janitor is a bitter man.  He hates his job, hates his life.  It is
widely known he takes out his failed marriage on the students.
"Take that, and don't let me catch you writing on the bathroom walls!"
"You're probably the punk who keeps messing up the bathroom."
School Slut
100
100
10
14
14
45.50
250
20
-8
2
6
Miniskirt
Long Nails
No here is a girl with quite a reputation.  I guess you were checking
out here butt too much cause she looks really pissed off!
"Anything boys can do, girls can do better!"
"I'd do anyone in the school......... Except you!"
Basketball Player
115
115
10
11
16
50.00
300
21
-8
3
4
Shorts
Basketball
Talk about tall, here comes the statrting center for the basketball team.
Looking at him makes you think of a bad shoe commercial.
"Yeah.  That's right.  Even grandma-ma could take your butt."
"Game over, man.  Game over!"
Jock
130
130
13
12
13
57.50
350
22
-9
3
5
Cup
Jock Strap
Another meathead who thinks he is cool.  Time to remind the world of
the little story called "David and Goliath".
"Don't let me catch you around here again."
"GRUNT. GRUNT."
Drummer
140
140
14
12
13
60.00
400
23
-10
3
5
Bass Drum
Drum Sticks
You hear a low, steady boom from behind you.  Spinning around you see
the drummer for the jazz band on his way to practice.
"When you got the beat, nobody can stop you."
"You're a cool cat.  OK, you beat me.."
Bully
145
145
18
10
10
68.50
420
24
-11
3
5
Sweatshirt
Fists
Why is it that every school has a bully.  Some guy with absolutely zero
activity in the brains department.  Looks like he wants to bother you.
"Huh huh huh.  Uhhhhhhh....  yeah.  Huh huh huh."
"I know where your momma lives!"
Bus Driver
150
150
13
14
14
73.00
460
25
-12
3
6
Uniform
Bus Keys
Hey, that's the jerk who brought you to this place.   She was mean too,
had all kinds of rules while riding "her" bus.
"That's for talking while I was trying to drive."
"You little hood!  What would your mother think?"
Eigth Grader
160
160
14
14
14
78.00
500
26
-13
3
6
Plain Shirt
Algebra Book
Why it is, you really can't say.  But this is another one of those
individuals you just don't like.  Good enough excuse to attack him.
"That is what happens to mean people like you."
"You have a mean streak man.  What did I ever do to you?"
Grunge Rocker
170
170
12
16
15
85.50
535
27
-14
3
6
Flanel Shirt
Body Oder
You sniff the air again.  No it isn't your imagination.  Something
smells really bad.  You look around and notice a grunge rocker.
"You smell like teen spirit man.  Get outa here."
"Oh, hey, I'm still alive."
School Gardener
180
180
12
16
16
90.00
550
28
-16
3
6
Work Pants
Hose
The gardener especially hates food fighters.  He tried to start a
tomato garder a few years ago, but food fighters would loot it.
"And give me back my tomatos, you little thief."
"How could you abuse food in this way?"
Football Player
190
190
18
13
13
95.50
575
29
-17
4
5
Helmet
Football
Noticing the ground shaking a little bit, you look up to see that one
of the football team members is headed your way.
"Beer.. football... women... Beer.. football.. women... Berr .. Fo!"
"I'm going long.  I'm outa here."
Vice Principal
200
200
14
16
15
105.00
620
30
-18
4
5
Suit
Paddle
The Vice-Principal is in charge of discipline.  If you are going to
attack him you better not let him see you.  It'd be detention for days.
"Get back here.. who are you.. you better be at detention later on!"
"I'll figure out who you are, punk."
Skull Member
210
210
16
15
15
112.50
650
31
-19
4
5
Bandanas
Brass Knuckles
The gang problem is out of hand at this school, as it is in many of
the schools.  This is a member of the Skull gang.
"You're lucky I didn't kill you.  Next time I might."
"My brothers will avenge me."
Asp Member
110
110
16
15
16
123.00
700
32
-20
8
6
Gang Jacket
Steel Chain
Asps.  Very dangerous.  This is a member of the Asp gang.  His black
and silver jacket is a dead giveaway.  These guys are really mean.
"I'm coming for your sister next!"
"When we meet again I'll tear off your head and spit down your neck."
Football Captain
230
230
18
15
15
130.50
750
33
-21
4
6
Shoulder Pads
Metal Cleats
A call from behind you spins you around.  It is the captain of the
football team.  This is the guy Teressa is always going out with.
"Ha.  Just wait till I tell Teressa how I whipped your butt today!"
"Please don't tell Teressa!  Please!"
Football Coach
240
240
17
16
16
140.00
810
34
-22
4
6
Clip Board
Whistle
Coach Fox is the school's football coach.  He is one of those macho
types... you know, the "No Pain, No Gain" types.
"No pain, no gain little man."
"I can take it.  No pain, no gain."
Secratary
250
250
14
18
18
150.25
890
35
-23
4
6
Panty Hose
Paper Weight
Although Principal Gates' secratery, Lonna, is a very attractive woman,
don't be fooled.  She teaches a woman's self defense course at night.
"You male beings are so predictable!"
"NO!  STOP!  I SAID NO!"
School Nurse
260
260
15
18
18
160.50
960
36
-24
5
5
White Dress
Suringe
It would so oh so sweet to drench the school nurse with food.  On the
other hand, a defeat would be extra humiliating.
"..And stop playing with food.  It isn't healthy."
"You don't look good.  I suggest you try the Spam Suprise."
Young Republican
270
270
18
17
17
171.00
1000
37
-25
3
9
Tie
Briefcase
You have seen this guy before.  He's always trying to get poor,
unsuspecting students to fall into his web.
"If you vote Repulican I'll let you live."
"See, if Bush were elected we'd have a kinder, gentler nation!"
Young Democrat
280
280
17
18
18
180.50
1020
38
-26
3
9
Tie Dye
Guitar
This guy has been picketing for peace ever since the food war started.
Food war rules require elimination of the infidels!  You take aim..
"Now do you see why violence never accomplishes anything?"
"We need a good program for people like you!"
Skull Leader
300
300
18
18
18
190.00
1100
40
-28
3
9
Kelvar
Switchblade
The leader of the Skull gang is now in front of you.  I don't think
this guy has any honor.  You might want to run now.
"I want you tell tell all your friends about me.."
"You have to sleep sometime.."
Asp Leader
310
310
18
18
18
200.00
1150
42
-30
3
9
Kelvar
Shurikens
The leader of the Asp gang is the most powerful gang leader on campus.
Beating him means lots of respect, but the is easier said than done.
"Hasta la vista, baby."
"I'll be back."