"Of all the people I have met, the drunks seem to have the best attitude." - drunk guy, Missoula, Montana.
"Instant gratification takes too long." - Carrie Fisher.
"Too much of a good thing is wonderful." - Mae West, American actress.
"Tell me and I will forget. Show me, and I may not remember. Involve me, and I will understand." - American Proverb.
"If you can not go over, you must go under." - Jewish Proverb.
"The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost." - G. K. Chesterton.
"Live with wolves, and you learn to howl." - Spanish Proverb.
"Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he is overcharging you." - Kin Hubbard.
"It is easy to tell when a politician is lying. Watch his lips. If they move, he is lying." - C. Lyall.
"Do not think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm." - Malayan Proverb.
"Work 8 hours, sleep 8 hours, but not the same 8 hours." - Anonymous.
"An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible." - Alfred A. Knopf.
"If I had to live my life again, I had make the same mistakes, only sooner." - Tallulah Bankhead, actress.
"The best reason I can think of for not running for president of the United States is that you have to shave twice a day." - A. Stevenson.
"The one function that TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if it were." - David Brinkley.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics." - Benjamin Disraeli, statesman.
"Don''t live in a town where there are no doctors." - Jewish Proverb.
"I am a part of all that I have seen." - Alfred Lord Tennyson.
"A good listener is usually thinking about something else." - Kin Hubbard.
"One drink is just right; two is too many; three are too few." - Spanish Proverb.
"Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you." Maori Proverb.
"Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry." - Spanish Proverb.
"Say what you will about the ten commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them" - H.L. Mencken.
"Everyone takes the limits of his own vision for the limits of the world." - Arthur Schopenhauer.
"Artificial Intelligence is the study of how to make real computers act like the ones in movies." - Anonymous.
"When choosing between two evils, I always like to take the one I''ve never tried before." - Mae West, American actress.
"Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day." - Polish Proverb.
"Beware of the young doctor and the old barber." - Benjamin Franklin.
"Applaud, friends, the comedy is over." - Ludwig van Beethoven, last words.
"Don''t let your sorrow come higher than your knees." - Swedish Proverb.
"Half of the people in the world are below average" - Anonymous.
"You don''t have to stay up nights to succeed; you have to stay awake days." - Anonymous.
"When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other." - Eric Hoffer.
"Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter." - W. R. Inge.
"Wait until it is night before saying that it has been a fine day." - French Proverb.
"Words must be weighed, not counted." - Polish Proverb.
"Ability is nothing without opportunity." - Napoleon Bonaparte.
"Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten." - B F Skinner , American psychologist.
"Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it''s in Hamburger Technology." - Clive James.
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." - Chinese Proverb.
"Believe those who are seeking the truth; doubt those who find it." - Andre Gide.
"He who knows nothing doubts nothing." - Italian Proverb.
"It is never too late to give up your prejudices." - Henry David Thoreau.
