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Lassie Kills!
To some, Lassie is a TV legend, a boy's best friend and a hero. But the naked
truth only knows Timmy's trepid terrier is nothing but a cold-blooded carnivore.
(Don't forget to check out their other webpage:
"Flipper Eats Unsafe Dolphin Tuna!")
The
Belching Page
Burps come in all sorts of shapes, sizes and smells. Now experience the diversity
of culture that comes from loud, cheesy tongue tearers.
(WARNING: No frat boys or truck drivers were
harmed in the making of this page.)
The Amazing Cow Cam
Watch what happens when a Westerner finds a way to watch a world of bovines
over the wonders of the Information Superhighway.
(I think the FOX network already beat this
guy to the punch. Didn't you see "When Cows Stand Around and Do Nothing 4"?)
Yoshi, the Pot Bellied Pig of the Internet
Check out the only four legged mammal with a 33.6 modem and an Internet connection
to the World Wide Web. (I didn't particularly
like this site. My all-time favorite site was the "Yoshi, the Other White
Meat" web site. It was mmm-mmm good.)
Another Exploding Whale Page
Here's the scenario. A beached whale dies on the shores of the ocean. The
constuction crew can't move it. The sanitation crew can't dispose of it. The
sea gulls can't eat all of it. What do you do? Blow it to smithereens! Watch
an actual video of a dead whale exploding right on your monitor. Better bring
some extra Windex. (I think the only thing
scarier that an exploding whale page is the fact that it's called "Another
Exploding Whale Page.")
Flea News
It's good to know that when you decided to send your son or daughter off to
a fine, collegiate institution like the University of Iowa, the money you
spend on tuition, goes to fund something as crucial to a student's career
like the Entomology Department's "Flea News."
(What? No circus tour updates? Commies!!)
Maria's Cow-Tipping Page
Some households consider it as a hobby. Some states consider it as an Olympic
sport. Join the rest of the country in our new national past time and turn
an udder right side up for democracy! (Is
that how Dairy Queen makes milkshakes? OH HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, will someone kill
me now, please?)
Pot Bellied Pig Sounds
You can watch 'em roll around in the mud or curl up in a frying pan, but you
can't forgot that unmistakable potbellied cry for help.
(Come on, Danny, will you stop featuring "Deliverance" fan pages already?)
The Sheep Game
Don't let one of the smartest farm mammals in the barnyard kingdom outsmart
you. Beat the sheep (I apologize for the last three words I wrote) at his
own game. (I think someone's been spending
a little too much time around sheep.)
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