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I am crazy (http://www.pvv.org/~davidn/crazy.html)
There's no denying it. You just can't help but agree with this guy. Folks,
I can't make a smart alec crack here. Danny's done it for me. I've
always said I'm not some stuffy, stuffed shirt simpleton. Sorry
I brought it up.
The Steve Jeyes APpreciation
Society (http://welcome.to/saps)
We all appreciate Steve Jeyes and now you can too with his very own appreciation
shrine. The only thing I appreciate is that he doesn't sing.
Whoa, where did that one come from'
Does Todd Alan Johnson Look Like John Travolta?
Help civilization find the answer to a question that has plagued man for centuries...
(Does some poor unknown schmuck looking for
validation and attention look like a sometimes overweight/sometimes underweight
actor who's trying to hide from the fact that he was an original sweathog
on "Welcome Back, Kotter"?)
Will you stop interrupting
me, you malicious sack of swollen molars?
(Listen, Lord of the Froot Loops, I'm still
trying to get back in the swing of things, so sit back and enjoy the ride
"Spanky". Ewww, I actually called another man "Spanky". Sometimes I wish I
wasn't so good.)
Being Stephan King
It's hard enough trying to live a life as a normal human being. But imagine
just how tough life can be when your name is "Stephan King".
(I'm sure it's a lot like the movie "Misery".
Weird fans kidnap you, break your ankles with a sledgehammer, being forced
to wake every morning to Kathy Bates. You know, the usual stuff.)
I
Won the Spam Carving Contest!
Winning takes more than determination, practice and a steady hand. Find out
how this even carver became a Spam slicing champion.
(Yeah, Spam carving, hmmm....Spam carving....honestly
folks I can't think of anything nasty to say about this guy. Just move away,
nothing to see here...)
Chris By Day, Dead By Night
Find out what happens when a normal New Orleanian nobody moves into an apartment
with four friends at the happiest place on Earth. It's "The Real World in
Orlando" on a web page.
(Believe it or not, this nut case died his
hair "strawberry blonde." Why? Did he want to dress up in a cone outfit and
go as a strawberry scoop special from Baskin Robbins on Halloween night?)
What's Inside Jeremy's Wallet?
Go deeper and further where no man (or woman) has dared to go before. Into
the pockets and crevices of a young, single man's wallet.
(Did you see that movie "20,000 Leagues Under Jeremy's Wallet"? Man was that
a scary movie. Especially when the giant condom attacked the submarine.)
Alan's Love Corner
Nothing says romance more from the heart than a web page with a low number
of hits and no centralized idea. It just goes to show that L, O, V and E aren't
the only four letters that spell "love."
(I wonder if those letters are S, U, C, and K.)
Bill's Colon
Colon cancer has become a growing concern throughout America. It affects thousands
of Americans, and has no apparent cure. Hopefully, our good friend "Bill"
will be able to wipe out this widespread epidemic and receive the next Nobel
prize for medicine. (I don't know how Bill
took pictures of the inside of his colon, but I'm sure he got his Kodak FunSaver
camera and stuck his head up his ...)
We would just like to say that "Dear God, Noooo"
and "The Centre for the Easily Amused" strives to become a family oriented
site that is rich with humor and intellect but free of obscene and tasteless
content. (Now we know where Bill got the
idea from.)
FOOBA:
Fraternal Order of Big Als
Go ahead and shout the name to someone you know who's big and named Al. They
may walk down the street with big overalls and truck stop ball caps, but don't
mock them. They may have fragile hearts but they're still proud to be called
Big Al. (Of course, if you do call them Big
Al, you might just find out whether or not you have a fragile heart when he
squeezes it in his bare hand.)
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