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Association
for the Study of Meats (http://association.for.the.study.of.meat.net)
When you're cooking up a tasty T-bone, a plentiful porterhouse or a flavorful
filet mignon, do you really know about the meat you're sticking in your mouth'
I'll bet Madonna asks herself that question all the time.
Hello Tonight Show!
Bananarchy (http://www.docker.com/~hillmanjr/bananarchy.html)
There will come a day...a mighty, glorious day when the produce of the world
will stand up and say enough. Bananas-they're not just for monkeys anymore.
No, now they're for lonely housewives and teens with self
esteem issues. Man! I can smell Jay Leno from here!
Exploding Coke Cans (http://www.blueneptune.com/~maznliz/marius/coke.shtml)
They may just be a tasty carbonated beverage but they're really another nuclear
reactor with an aluminum tab. One things for sure, they
work a helluva lot better than NATO's missles. Alright! Hey I'd be hot on
late night TV!
The
Amazing Spam Homepage
Any hardcore DGN fan (both of you)
knows Spam webpages are all over the Information Superhighway. Well, this
time, we swear this the OFFICIAL Spam homepage. We think.
(Enough Spam already! I've seen so many Spam
homepages, I'm ready to put on some overalls, crack open a domestic beer and
spend my evening watching the bug zapper fry innocent insects with it's incandescent
glow!)
Page O' Spam
Just when you thought it was safe...to wander back into the canned food isle,
another one showed up. It's another one of the billion webpages on the Internet
dedicated to bringing you the spiced ham we simply call "Spam".
(Uh, ok, I can do this. Come on, how many
Spam jokes have I done before? A lot, right. Spam....mmmmm, ah dang it! Move
on already schmuck!)
Ben
& Jerry's Flavor Graveyard
Ice cream headache gurus Ben & Jerry have crafted many confectionary masterpieces
that have tickled our tastebuds over the years. See what didn't make it to
the freezer. (I can't believe that "Tyson's
Chocolate Crunch" didn't make the list.)
Cheese-O-Matic
When you've got to leave a message for someone and you don't have a paper
or a pencil, what do you do? Just grab a can of Cheez Whiz and write away.
Your message receiver will thank you later.
(Yeah, with really bad gas because you didn't know they were lactose intolerant.)
Kaol's Ol' Sinkin' Hole
Jungle explorers and B-movie actresses alike know how dangerous quicksand
can become. Now meet someone who finds these bear traps of Mother Nature and
dives in them half naked -- for fun! (Here's
another interesting use for quicksand, you can actually eat the stuff. Unlike
Spam.)
Science Fiction Cookbook
Looking for a luscious lipsmacking lunch to liven up a lovelorn love life?
Cook up a concoction of "Chewbacca Cheese Chimichungas" and rev-up your rear
rudder for some really raunchy "Romulan role-playing."
(You know, now that I think of it, Chewbacca kind of sounds like a chicken,
too. Pass me another wookie wing, please.)
Wacky Uses for Spam
The American meat substitute has become a staple for worldwide ingenuity.
But did you know that with a simple slice of Spam luncheon meat, you can polish
your antique furniture or wax your car? No wonder it's called Spam! Because,
uh.... it's spiced ham, hence the name "SPAM!"
(Here's another interesting use for Spam, you can actually eat the stuff.)
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