"Oh no, what do we do now, Lefthand?"

"Well,.. I guess we have to do the Web pages ourselves, Righthand."

"But how? We have only very limited neurological processing capabilities, virtually all of which are dedicated to signal transmission and motive functions."

"Well, it never stopped Colin's Brain, did it?"

"Fair enough."

• The Adventures of Captain Prat (and his menial assistant, Kevin)
• Some programs for you to mess around with...
• A potential Kula Shaker Scenario Scenario (Scenario)
• Make your RISC OS windows look like Windows™ windows!
• The State Of Things...

"See, that wasn't so difficult, was it?"