ILLEGAL Issue #29
Released on July 8th 1988 - Circulation: 1500 Home | Fanzines | Previous Issue | Next Issue | ![]() |
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WOSSUP!?
I was sitting in my room, packing my bag to leave to England for two weeks, when the phone rang: -"It's HI-TEC! IXION and STRIDER called me asking if you are dead!" HA! Some idiot spread the news that I've died in a car accident and that 2 days after I got my driving license. Nice! Anyway, it was too late for me to call anyone, I just managed to get GOLLUM on the phone and tell him I'm still living. When I returned from England, everybody was really thinking I'm dead and it took me lots of phonecalls to clear everything up... Shit, I thought, that was not a very funny joke. But I have to excuse me for that! Thanx for all regards to my friends... there were positive and negative perceptions I made... will have consequences soon... BACK to biz! Summer's going on our nerves now, even though some games are planned to be released sooooon, hopefully as LAST NINJA II or FOOTBALL MANAGER II, so we're still waiting... Writing these lines I'm together with my thoughts at the Danish copyparty... Anyway, hope to see you all up there. Leaving off for yet another issue, but not without saying hello to all doodes like: FAIRLIGHT (STRIDER [thanx 4 callin' so often] + GOLLUM), SCOUSE CRACKING GROUP (WEETIBIX), PAPILLONS (hot card, Martin), CFR (Allan + Ny), BEASTIE BOYS (Robbie), BEYOND (IAN), ORION (Leo + Mike), IKARI (Nickieboy, sorry 4 mentionin' u so l8... how did u say: "The guy calls me every week and doesn't recognize my voice!" urgh...), TRIANGLE (SWYX), RADWAR (Markiss), NEW BENCORS (Randy Andy), FBR (JOE), TAG (Dave), TWG (MR.CURSOR, THINKER, ITB, SPC but not MCS, dis ass), TSK-CREW (SSD) and what the hell do I know who to greet...! SPECIAL REGARDS FOR SUPER GRAPHICS: HOBBIT - FAIRLIGHT for the genius comic, LETO 2 - CFR for excellent piccies, PET'S BAND - EOC for the dood on the cover, ALEX - TRL for some other grafix and of course to SARGIE BOY (TRIAD) for the front banner.... ALSO SPECIAL HELLO TO ALL TRIADEERS: the photographitor (if I had such a sissie then... never mind, Jannie!), IXION (again praying?), MISS PIGGY and her husband MR.PINGE (Pingah up!), SARGE (not only genius with the joystick, but also with the pen, Joe!), 801 DC (Let us the lamers digitize, Johnie), HI-TOC, eh, tic, tac, tec (let's drive to Mike again... will he let us in?), T.K. (old tea can, one question, thingenx, by the way, this is Mal the hammer), MIKE and the rest of FAME (Wo is der Porno, wo die Schwulen sich auspeitschen? Alte Sau...), DEEJAY (kick start), METZG, eh, BUTCH + ACU! With a sad smile he says goodbye! Yours... JEFF SMART NEWS FROM SYSTEM 4 Yabba and welcome to yet another issue of "NEWS". God, I stay two weeks abroad, return and thousands of things happened...
THE LATEST NEWS FROM SYSTEM 4 OK, as this is the page that I left free for being up-to-date hoping there would happen anything to be worth to write about and....
LION TALK Yo! As last month we were not so active, people really thought ORION is dead. But we're immortal after all! However, I'm studying at the moment in England and that's why I was not able to send all my contacts so often. Then I also had big, big problems with the post office as about 70 packages came back, because I tried to cheat by putting tape over the stamps and not using the right amount of postage, but the pigs recognized that and sent everyhing back to me again! Anyway, ORION will be soon back into action again, as we started to import and crack again, as latest products show... I have to thank the few guys that kept on greeting and sending to us which I was very glad for, I will always remember you in that times... Some even dropped us at once, when we weren't that active for some weeks and that was not the finest way... So I'm leaving off for the better times. /MR.DECIBEL of ORION MAD ALL'S MAILBOX Excelsior... Welcome to a SPECIAL edition of my mailbox. This time no gossip except some of JEWELS joined IKARI, RAZOR EXPRESS is split up into THE CLAN and HULKSTERS and that FLASH in Belgium split up after only 3 weeks. This month I'm going to clear the legal rights of pirates, if you are scared of the cops then read on and maybe you don't have to be afraid at all. Thanx to a good friend who studies international law I now know what countries apply what legal rights. First of all if you're under 18 you can NOT go to jail for software-pirating, your parents can get a fine in some countries but even if they take your computer then you have a legal right to get it back after the court-case... You can not get the disks or tapes back, because they will be kept as evidence all after you turn 18 (when they scrad the offence from your sheet).
By the way, all pedestrians have to be very careful next time in Venlo or Denmark, because not only IAN of BEYOND has made his driving license, but also this guy called JEFF SMART, who wasn't sure which colour his Testarossa will have... Congratulations! L8R from MAD ALL-igator! ILLEGAL AND COMMODORE USER (JUNE '88) WOW! Hups!!! Weren't you wondering when reading last issue of Britain's fastest magazine COMMODORE USER, June issue when you discovered their article about "PIRACY" which was written by a dude called MIKE PATTENDEN? God, I thought, I cannot believe my eyes, when I saw MY MAP on the third page of their article and a short comment about ILLEGAL (and not "IT'S ILLEGAL..." or anything else, Mike)... But in fact, I knew that they got some issues from LAZER of NBB, who asked me to give 'em out. Anyway, looking on the map surely recognize my old jokes about the group "EL TORO C.S." in Spain and "MAFIOSI" in Italy, which of course do not exist at all (it was a joke of mine). Anyway, I was really surprised about the attitude that was shown towards pirates. It was not that old -"They're criminal elements - Arrest and shoot 'em!" thing, no, no, no! It was rather an attitude as we were comparable to the MAFIA organisation! We as the Mafia? Nup! But I really liked that article and I'm proud to be mentioned two times in it... First with the quite positive comment about that piece of paper you're currently holding in your hands and then about that preview I once released, you remember KATAKIS?? What did Mike-boy write? -"We were not even supposed to know of its existence, but TRIAD are pouring out disks!" ANYWAY, I hope they send me zum money for my map and demo charts and so on. Anyway, thank you for that nice article and keep on that work! Check out excerpts from the article here below. /JS PIRACY! HACKING AT THE INDUSTRY'S ROOTS "THE EUROPEAN HACKING CIRCUIT" (quoted from Commoder User June '88) They even have their own publications. Photocopied fanzines like "Delirious" and "It's Illegal (But Who Cares?)" provide information about current goings-on on the hacking scene and flaunt illicit activities. April's issue of It's Illegal, the magazine published by Germany's TRIAD group carries news, interviews with hackers, a report on the Venlo copy party, a review of *Rolling Thunder*, a debate on the relative merits of 64 and Amiga, classified ads, news of the latest cracked games and charts. Basically it revels in its downright naughtiness, but at the same time it reaffirms the reasoning behind hacking. It holds the software industry in complete contempt and almost goes as far as to rationalise a kind of Robin Hood image for itself. In an interview in the March edition a guy called IAN from Brit hackers FUSION talks of his reasons for hacking: -"To give people who can't afford to buy a game the chance to have it." POLICE ACTIVITIES: WHAT'S GOING ON IN GERMANY? As the police never caught anyone of the big and known guys, they got last month MARKUS of RADWAR, after the MCG Party, where several guys had bad luck, too. The normal way how they get anyone is either about adresses / telephone numbers (= then calling you up, waiting for you taking the phone and saying your name instead of "hello" or something else... no problem!) in demos or cracks (but don't ask me how they get those cracks or demos) or they get hints and detailed informations from other guys they got for promising them to decrease their punishment, which is really working as far as I heard. Once getting your adress, either a PLK adress, P.O. Box (very rare in Germany, cuz PLK's are almost the same and you don't have to pay for it) or private adress it's almost over for you. Take the post as an example. Normally you get a PLK (maybe translated as: POST STORAGE CARD) without giving your name or adress, so the cops have to wait in the post office until you appear and get your packages from the counter clerk. Then they politely ask you: -"Are you really in that group XX??" and GA-BOSH! Game over for you! This is happening more often than a raid at home, so it really seems as if trading with private adress has gone safer than trading with a PLK adress. How does a raid at home proceed? Bing-Bong, the door bell rang... Who's that? You wonder, two guys come up, showing you a charge against you but (!!) this charge is only brought cuz of assumptions!!! This is very important and that means that they have no proofs for any illegal activity, so you still can say (if you hide all your disks) that you stopped illegal activity of course without getting deeper trouble. But if there is no way out for you, don't start to change the sides and throw your friends into the shit that you are swimming in now! Take, for instance, DJANGO of old lamer group THE WEB, who even supplied the police with detailed information like that BRIAN (TFD) once hid his computer at his aunt's place and other things that normally only BRIAN himself knew. Better behave like RADWAR did and call up your friends immediately and tell them to be careful... as they are anyway, hopefully! /JS ... AND WHAT'S GOING ON IN DENMARK? Firstly I'd like to thank all at ILLEGAL for letting me write in this awesome paper!! Well, why not tell you what's really happening in DK... All those stories about the police (the pigs) is hunting us freaks here are for the most highly exaggerated! The facts are that only people who make a lot of money out of it by selling games to small lamers are caught! So, as long as your Danish contact isn't selling you've got no fear that you'll lose him! Sure, I understand people who sell because stamps are not for free nor originals. I'd like to see people from Germany writing about the pigs and their methods there... and please make it as objective as possible! I think that the German guys have it much worse than we in Denmark, but, maybe, those stories we hear from Germany are as exaggerated as in DK... ? Anyway, we pirates are like RATS: We'll go on forever and if somebody dies there's always a new one to take over the place he left! The real problem here is the GODDAMN post offices! You see, we can't cheat with the stamps such as putting tape over them and so on because they have hired a special corps which task is to catch all stamp-cheaters... I've been caught twice and next time they'll turn me in to the police! But, 2000 AD is still going strong no matter what they do to exterminate us, they can't! Well, I don't think there are so many problems for us, pirates here in Denmark after all we've heard from guys in Germany, ours are minor problems... Before ending this, I'll greet a few people: TRIAD (MR.PINGE and T.K., see ya in the holidays, Thomas), IKARI (JUST ICE), SPHINX (TBF), TRANSCOM (IRQ), ZENITH (Steve), MIC / IAN & MIC, DANNY and JASON from the USA. And of course greetings to the rest of our many friends! /APOLLON of 2000 AD INTERVIEW OF THE MONTH: CAPTAIN FUTURE OF BEASTIE BOYS They are fastest getting originals in Germany by a wide margin to all others, but afford the luxury of cracking only the games they really like; the BEASTIE BOYS! I talked to CAPTAIN FUTURE, who advanced to their main cracker...
VENLO MEETING 16/6/88 POF! It's HI-TEC from TRIAD telling you facts and results from the Venlo meeting and the POWERRUN party... Let's go... It woz the 16th of June anno domini 1988... half past ten... I woz still waiting for our driver (as usual), anyway, when he finally arrived we drove to Venlo! On the way we had the normal problems at the border and saw 22759 Dutch football freax... After arriving at the party place, we went into the building and the party woz already started... Anyway, 3 guys from TRIAD showed up there and they were: T.K., DEEJAY and me! I also met my old friends like TBF / SPHINX, ROB / HOTLINE, MWS, ARND / RADWAR and all the others..... The meeting proceeded like every month, but again there were no special news (in form of stuff) and so TBF / SPHINX and me went into the chip shop outside (they always make big sales on the Venlo day), ate and drank, I was told very interesting thinx and facts... about... well, doesn't matter. The most interesting stuff on the party came, I think, from SPHINX who released some very cool d-mos (as you can se in the demo charts on the last page). Anyway, the five hours are always too fast over (Who said: "Wot a luck"?), and at the end we said goodbye to everybuddy and drove on to the POWERRUN (now better known as "LAMERRUN" or "POWERLAME") party in Krefeld... POWERRUN PARTY We parked the car near the youth-club where the so-called "copy" party should take place (I still don't know why they called the party "copy"-party, cuz there woz simply nutthin to copy...). We didn't take any disks with us... cuz everybuddy knows that an invitation can be spread and might even reach the police... eh? eh? eh? The absolute hammer joke was, when POWERRUN wanted to have 8 German marks for 1 single person to entry! I just said -"Fuck off, let's drive home!"... Result: We paid 5 marks for 5 persons. Let's look what they promised: "Latest stuff for 64 and Amiga. Lots of guys from other countries. RAMBO III on video!" and so on... What woz there?? NOTHING AT ALL! We went up the stairs and saw 2 rooms as big as a diskbox... which we had to enter! We kicked some lamers' asses to pass, cuz it was full... full with lamers and POWERRUN members... as I said, lamers... The only known guys were BEASTIE BOYS (SYNDICATE), CFR (NY), RADWAR (AVH, MWS) and "WE" in TRIAD (plug...). The best part was that T.K., MWS, AVH and a guy from 711 went thru the lame town... sat down in a pub and made zum jokez... (Hi Arnd, where did you take all that jokez from???)... After that we went back to the party and I counted the computers and GOSH! 8 64's (one had even SPEEDDOS!!!!!!!) and 1 lonely Amiga (HUSSA!)... the final result was an ANTILETTER from BB and CFR against POWERLAME (now u know!). Then the best idea was to drive home... that's it... HI-TEC's party ranking: z-class (0.3 points for the mins with RWE) SOME RUSH MOSHEAUS TO: OCTAGON (MR.FIEND), SPHINX (TBF), JEWELS (ROOZE), DOM (VIKING), TRIANGLE, (SCRATCH, SWYX), TSK (SSD), PE PUBLIC ENEMY NO.1 (JESTER), INXS (TPI), HULKSTERS (JTC), THE MAC (call me!) and of course to all in TRIAD... I hope 2 c u all in DK soon!! MOSH IT UP!!! From HI-TEC of TRIAD! CRACKIN' COMIC #2 This issue of ILLEGAL features the CRACKIN' COMIC #2 drawn by HOBBIT of FAIRLIGHT. It's a story about how 1001 Crew got lost in a maze, hunted by Pacman, and how IKARI, FAC, TRIAD and of course FAIRLIGHT come to the rescue... COUNT 2, 3 AND X-RAY! Howdy all piratemaniacs, especially Commodore User (for their pirate articles!). It was really nice to read our groupnames several times and to find it on that old map... (even though we are a real TRIAD existing on 3 different places in the world: GERMANY, UK and SWEDEN!). I had to break my old habit of not buying the mag. -"...what was moving underneath IXION's eyelashes, some tears of pride? Whatever, he just had to get that issue and then store it with all the other crap in his sentimental collection..." OK, OK, let's come to the point of no return! Since everybody will read this on the greatest copyparty of 'em all (have mercy on me for this prophecy) in Denmark (Whos? Not Dexions', U Fool!) and you are probably reading this there (if that bloody mix of IKARI, DANELAW, UPFRONT, DOM, DG didn't spit in your face). It's eggsaktly 1 year since all groups formed those international standards... And Oh-Boy, is everything a mess? So in the name of law and order I present to you the up-2-date international standards '88 (I use our own name cause I get such a hard on.)... THE PRACTICAL USE OF INTERNATIONAL STANDARDS
THESE ARE THE BASICS... Last year we even TRIAD, eh... TRIED sum other symbols... but everybody used their own fuckin' symbols so everything screwed up! "MONSTER PIC." and "MONSTER DOX" seem to be the best name for the picture and the instructions to a game! (In TRIAD we rarely type DOX, no-1 cares... so I bet a buck on that u havn't seen that last 1) I think that's about it! And if I forgot anything... hmmmm... use the force and let the happy meatballs bounce on your forehead... I'm sure I'll see new solutions and if they are any good I'll probably type 'em down in your sweet ILLEGAL, anarchy mag #1. MAKE SURE that u get DI-ART, another game from TRIAD, the next #1 - release and don't forget 2 lick my ass in DK, Kinder! Tanx 4 me and HELLFIREREGARDS TO: All German and English TRIADEERS, the new ideal... /(CRUCIF) IXION of TRIAD '88 USA GROUP RECORDS
A new wave sweeping the world is the EUROPEAN groups getting roots in the USA. So far the following groups have started (or tried to start) groups in the US: ORION USA (this group was started 2 or 3 weeks ago and is now dead) and LEGEND USA (a group that hasn't even got off the ground). This is just the start of something big, that I think is a real stupid idea. You don't see ABYSS SWEDEN or EAGLESOFT ENGLAND. These groups are going to come and go real fast. With plans for groups like WANDERER GROUP USA and LEVEL 99 USA this is going to be a real disaster area. I hope I never ever see TRIAD USA cause I think I would throw up! The USA highlights of the month are...
THE GOLDEN RULES OF CRACKING! - RIGOR MORTIS IN SYSTEM FOUR Seeing that in all this time nobody learnt anything, it's time to publish the TRIAD golden rules of good cracking! This is hardly something the entire can learn to love, but YOU, crackers have to fight for your right to produce quality cracks! Now, starting with the first and most important rule:
MOVE OVER COMMIES... Wh do you think is the greatest threat to the UNITED STATES of AMERICA? It's those damn commies, right? No, no, no. Don't get me wrong, the commies are a threat and should be eliminated!!! But it's those damn people on that little island called JAPAN, that are America's greatest threat. We should have nuked their entire country when we had the chance. JAPAN is nothing but a leech on America's back. We pay for their defense and we support their economy. They flood our AUTO MARKET with piece-of-shit-cars like HONDA, NISSAN, TOYOTA, etc. Japanese people are stupid. Look in your history books and tell me what discoveries or inventions JAPAN is credited with - - - NONE AT ALL!!! They steal ideas from America and other nations and make them cheaper! Tings like the automobile, television and semiconductors are all American discoveries and JAPAN exports all of this shit into the USA, yet they refuse to allow our goods into their market. JAPAN is destroying the American economy. Lots of people are out of work; American companies are going bankrupt; and government is going deeper into debt. JAPAN is also buying up very large amounts of realestate in America. They own large amounts of major cities including 75% of Hawaii and 70% of Los Angeles, and list goes on... These dam Japs must be stopped!!! So if you go out and KILL A COMMIE FOR YOUR MOMMIE then don't forget to SHOOT A JAP FOR YOUR PAP... With friendly regards... /THE MIND SLAYER of THE AWESOME GUYS in USA I HATE AMERICANS! An essay by MAD ALL / CFR (if your name is STRIDER the skip this article, I think your day will be spoiled - only joking, Tony...) AMERICANS, only mentioning their names make me shiver, they're the loudest, most waste people in the world, they think EUROPEANS still are around in animal-skins and live in tents. They used to be such a boy to get on the phone, they could arrange conferences... but when you think of it, you only spoke to your European friends which you had your American slave to call. Nowadays American groups consider themselves to be one of the world's top 20 if they import a game every day. GIVE ME A BREAK! Nothing is so easy, as to receieve something through a modem and put an intro on it. THERE ARE 250 MILLION AMERICANS AND ONLY ONE (!) WHO CAN CRACK (MITCH / ESI) PROPERLY! ...and perhaps some very few groups that have some decent programmers (e.g. ABYSS or SURVIVORS). The reason why I'm so pissed off at them is that they have completely spoiled our 64 scene, now THANX to the YANKS everybody wants the game super-fast, they don't even look at the game, they just bang their intro on it and send it off and getting the false satisfaction that they're big pirates. They have changed the way we EUROPEANS think, nowadays a lot of groups (no names) just make a fast low-quality crack just to send it to the States. They're really not to blame because they've put it out under so much pressure by those calling Americans saying stuff like: -"WANNA GO XCLUZIV?" or -"GOT A MODEM?". Said by one member of IKARI, who import and export a lot: -"I wish the whole American scene would go away". And that's exactly what I think, now thanx to those boring modems, mail trading has become too slow, demos are not spread anymore, because those stupid air-heads in the States only want games and the art of letter writing to your friends has become a thing of the past! I had a 1200 Baud-US/European modem, but I'm glad to say that I've sold it and got myself a nice Amiga monitor, the only thing that stupid machine did for me was that I got a lot of bad American 3 disked shit-games (which I had to fix), gave me sleepless nights and got me into big ass-breaking fights with my parents when the phone rang at 5 AM every night. Well, maybe you argue with me or maybe you think this is bullshit, anyway, you can't ignore that the Americans changed the 64 scene totally. /MAD ALL THE STORY OF SYSTEM 4 You just want to scream but you keep silent. Bad luck, you think, but how about commiting suicide now? No, she isn't worth giving up your life, is she? Hum, why girls at all? Why can't they be just cute and loving you? Why are you always losing when you're playing with girls? Fuck 'em, you think. "I don't need to love a girl" you write in big letters on your wall paper. However, you jump again into the deeper dungeons of SYSTEM 4 and recognize that some really old and very good friends of yours have returned after some years. That's it! Parties and drinking for two weeks as the big holidays have started. You stay at home while almost all your friends spend their holidays abroad. You start to listen to music ALL NIGHT LONG, and making innovations for SYSTEM 4 as you still belong to the A-class (not concerning girls, however), as you make a plan about a gigantic maze in the basement of a forest next to you. You saw this damn girl again in town with that goddamn friend of hers, but you didn't feel anything for her. Nothing is left, you think. There are so many other girls walking around, even some very good looking ones, why crying then? But you're still afraid, that love shall tear you apart again. Holidays move fast over and you start to talk to all friends about their holidays representing SYSTEM 4 ideals in other countries. School started again. It bores you like hell. On another weekend you were listening to music as you think about all losses against girls. You recognize that they were all the same age as you are. How about older or younger girls? Hum... still thinking about this, you fall asleep. Then, another sunny morning, wearing sunglasses, you crawl into that goddamn bus, that of course was too late again. Yeuch, there are some really hot girls, who could be something for one night, but for more...? You finally arrived at school, boring as always... You're standing together with some friends of yours chatting about latest releases on the software market when your eyes move by chance to two smaller girls (perhaps two years younger than you) laughing about something. The left girl's smile is somehow fascinating you... Damn, you think, she's too young. Back into your room again, listening to music... you again think of her smile... somehow, you think, somehow, somehow she's very cute... but too young... 2 years... just two goddamn years... too much? Hum? This goddamn smile... she's got a nice face, too... She's looking good... but too young... really too young? (Three cans of beer make your minds confusing around and again believeing in the land of love...) ...what are two years? She's so damn cute... Does she have a friend? What's her name? Where's she living? How old is she really? It could be two years... or more? Or less? Who the hell gives a damn for the age? You give a god damn for that smile! AS IT IS WHEN IT WAS, eh? To be continued... /JS WHO'S COOL, WHO'S NOT? How do you decide whether a group is cool or lame? If you ask an American he'll answer: -"If you're fast, you're cool!". As some of you know, I'm the lucky owner of a modem and I'm trading with quite a lot of Yanks! I've tried quite a few times to have a new TRIANGLE-crack, which the guys in the USA don't want to upload, cuz as they say: -"Oh, that's already been released over here!". They don't care if our version is a +++++++ version, or if it's 20 blocks shorter than the one they got... Only speed counts... If this is the future way of judging people, then I'll quit the 64 very soon, cuz I'm trying to do a good job, cracking and training the games, and if nobody wants my version, because FUSION or SCG cracked it two days earlier... then I don't see much fun in spending time on doing life easier for the gamefrex! When I decide if somebody is cool or not, I look at the following factors (in ranked order):
That's the way I think we should judge each other! I'm tired of getting the same answer all the time after time on my question to foreign freax: "Who do you think is the coolest group in DK?"... THE PAPILLONS or JEWELES most of 'em answer, "coz they are sooo fast!". Dammit! Honestly, I think THE PAPILLONS are the most lame group in DK. Their pal-fixed version of The Games: Winter Edition was pretty lame cuz it didn't work at all! I know that people think we (TRIANGLE) are showing off a lot, but honestly, why shouldn't we? Who in Denmark are better programmers? Well, I can only imagine two groups, namely DEXION and UPFRONT! Other may be JEWELS and 2000 AD! Who are better crackers in DK? Nobody, I think. Our versions are always well-trained and very short! JEWELS crack a lot, and their versions use to work, but they're too long. PAPILLONS crack & recrack a lot, but... no comment as I don't want 'em to hate me more than they already do. Anyway, the conclusion was: the 6th place in the "Cracker of the Month"! OK, I'll go now, but just a few personal greetings to: TRIAD (JS, IXION, JANITOR, HI-TEC), NETWORK (MATCHAM), THE BRIGHT LION. All the AMERICANS who have sent a modem: I'm nearly able to set up a computer shop selling modems! If anybody wants to buy one, then just write to me (adress on last page). Look out for my next article in ILLEGAL issue #30, but also watch out for an article written by COZMIX of TRIANGLE... Later Dudes... SWYX / TRIANGLE THE DEMO OF THE YEAR 1988! 2ND TRIANGLE COMPETITION Well, I have an announcement for all of you! "The Demo of the Year 1988", TRIANGLE's 2nd demo competition is about to be published... In a few days, 30 groups will be informed about this event by a letter from us! The rest of you will have to wait for an information-file, which will be spread soon... or write us! /SWYX of TRIANGLE EVER HEARD OF ARCHIMEDES? I'm wondering if there is any support for a true pirate skipping of the all-hated computer Amiga, continuing straight on the new light... ARCHIMEDES! This new computer from England features graphics modes similar to the Amiga but has 8 bitplanes, giving 256 colours WITHOUT that stupid HAM! There are 16 audio channels, and the processor is a RISC one, somewhat like the 64's, without the extreme flexibility of the normal 68000 adressing but with four times that one's speed. The O/S DOES work, even in this very first version, and the drive is fast and reliable, with 800K storage. What it does not have is the special co-processors and the hardware multitasking of the Amiga. Take a look at the game ZARCH which was written by one of the co-authors of ELITE, and you will see vector graphics, filled, being run at a speed which is hard to believe. My personal reasons for choosing this thing instead of an Amiga are;
SOON COMING, BUT WHEN? It seems as if the summer took the breath of all programmers, but in fact there are lots of games announced to appear until the end of 1988. All titles without any guarantee;
AUSTRIA - LAND OF CONFUSION! Austria is really a strange country for computerfreaks! Read this article and you'll know what I mean... The most important thing first: We, in Austria haven't a law against pirates, so we can swap without fear to get by the police. That's good. For us it's hard to be fast, coz the Austrian post is pretty lame (I sent an Express-letter to Denmark - it travelled 6 days) That's bad! Let's talk about Austrian crews. I think there are 3 well known groups:
Software? If you get hot stuff (that means 6 months old), you must pay 700 Austrian Shillings, that is about 100 German Marks and pretty lot of money for lame stuff that you can have for nothing... You see! It is a hard life to be a computer freak in Austria! /BIG BEN of TSK THE DIFFICULTIES OF WRITING SUCH A MAGAZINE! Original Title: The Hard Life of an Editor (Warner Bros 1937, directed by Jeff Smart) There it is again! Yer fave cracker mag ILLEGAL which should be available on a big copy party from a strange looking guy with a black moustache in the middle of his ugly face... Have you spend any thought what time it takes to release such a mag every month in time? No? /JEFF SMART!
ARCADE ACTION Yup, welcome to another issue of "ARCADE ACTION" and as I was in Great Britain I'm able to present you some very new machines...
ARCADE TOP FIVE
C64 GAME REVIEWS
AMIGA GAME REVIEWS
CHARTS - JULY 1988
Chart comments: Demos: Very hard decision this time cuz lots of very well programmed demos arrived... So don't kill me for the judging, somebody had to be first and somebody had to be last... Thanx for voting to: FAIRLIGHT (STRIDER), IKARI (NIK), SCOUSE (WEETIBIX), ORION (DSH), CFR (MAD ALL, NY), RWE (MWS), TWG (ITB), BEASTIE BOYS (CF), TRIAD (MR.PINGE, HI-TEC, T.K, JS)
ILLEGAL © by JEFF SMART
Co-Editors & Contributors:
MAD ALL / CFR, SWYX / TRIANGLE 3532, MR.DECIBEL / ORION, FAIRLIGHT, 2000 AD, NBB, SCG, IKARI, EOC, BB, FB, TRIAD, SPHINX, STARS, THE METRO BOYS, TAG, FIS, TWG, FBR, TSK-CREW
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