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Holiday Cards You Won't See in the Store...
- To My Dear Wife - You're all I want for Christmas... unless I can get a toolbox. (Added by Jenny)
- Just wanted to wish you a Merry Christmas and serve the divorce papers at the same time. (Added by Kelly)
- If I get only one thing for Christmas, I hope it's your sister. (Added by Charles@UNM)
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- Money is tight, times are hard, here's your f@#$&@g christmas card!!! (Added by jeff)
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- Hope your Christmas is filled with love and hope...NOT! (Added by Amy Albert)
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- This time of year I always make out my wish list...and you're not on it. (Added by Amy Albert)
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- Santa isn't coming this year because he had a heart attack. Now don't you feel bad for giving him those fatty cookies every year? (Added by Jezebel)
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- It's the holidays, and you are home alone, eating microwavable turkey. Sucks to be you. (Added by Karen)
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- At this time of the year remember,Jesus loves everyone. Except you. (Added by Bob Palefella)
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