: Nothing really is original anymore. As Ozzy Osbourne stated in 1988, "We're all thieves!". And we all know what an intellectual he is.
: But McDonald's can improve on what it has to compete effectively with BK and others. For instance, they could improve their Big Mac by enlarging the patties, skipping the "secret sauce", and adding lettuce, tomatoes, and onions. And they could improve all their burgers by scrapping the microwave and installing a state-of-the-art, efficient grille, which would work similar in concept to their state-of-the-art french fryer.
YEAH! And why don't they just make there burgers into a thick paste!!!! That way you could just drink them instead of having to put your teeth through all the wear and tear of eating a burger!!!
: To get over their slight slump, the franchise owners and the Corporate people need to put their heads together, and strive to produce the best-tasting burger that fast-food technology can.
: I'd love to see a "burger race" between BK and McD's! That would be fun to watch!
HEY YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! We could even go to the SLAUGHTERHOUSE and watch as the cattle are sent down the line two at a tiem to fuel this fierce competition!!!!!!! AND THEN we could go blind and deformed for eating all of those numy numb ADDITIVES they would indefinely put into the burgers to give them that NATURAL taste!
Head-to-head competition is part of the beauty of Capitalism! We the customers would certainly stand to benefit from the results! Go for it, McD and BK!!! Show us what you got!
YAY! NOBODY NEEDS TO HURT ANYMORE! OUR CAPITALIST MASTERS ARE GOING TO TAKE OUR PAIN AWAY BY **DISTRACTING** US WITH A BURGER WAR!!!!
: Cheers! Mike.
Hope to see you in hell sometime! Ekaf >:}
