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When you are 110 degrees, maybe...

In Reply to: When I'm 110, maybe... posted by Red, White, and Blue on October 31, 1997 at 10:34:22:

: : Piggy's revenge! Your flabby heart will come to a screeching halt, and the blood of all the pigs and cows you have stored in your fat cells will bathe you in excruciating agony! Keep eating, carnivore.

: Goodness gracious! It's not like I eat a whole cow every day! I indulge in meet several times a week, but I also work out and keep in great shape (better than most of you anemic vegetarians out there), so your gloom-and-doom is a bit far-fetched.

The new strains of e-coli (created by over medicating factory farmed animals) are only the beginning. You will be host to a colony of a new and deadly strain of bacteria resistant to all the medicines available in your medical monopoly. And you'll burn with a fever that may be a preview of what's awaiting you...

Just a prediction.

Mike, The Everett Citizen

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