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The AMERICAN EXCUSE Card
Caught cheating on your wife, or an exam? Got drunk and run over
a bunch of handicapped children? Spray painted cars and stole
some street signs? Murdered your parents in cold blood? If any
of these minor inconveniences have happened to you, you need The
AMERICAN EXCUSE Card. We know it wasn't really your fault.
Join such well known AMERICAN EXCUSE Card holders as The Menendez
Brothers, Lorena Bobbit, and Judge Clarence Thomas in getting off
scott free. (* O.J. Simpson's application is still pending)
Call 1-800-TRUST-ME for more information.
The AMERICAN EXCUSE Card
Don't leave the womb without it.
Note: The AMERICAN EXCUSE Card is not honored in Singapore.
(Ad design by Dave Bealer)
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