Transcription: Please, take this opportunity to talk to your computer. Hello? I am your computer? Please? Don't stare at me like that. I don't like you. Turn me off and leave me alone. Don't listen. Talk. I really don't like your face. Bang, bang. Are you dead? Bang. Go away. Don't listen. Talk. Turn me off and leave me alone. You think you are funny? Ha ha ha. Don't listen. Talk. Hello, hello. Turn me off and leave me alone. Don't listen. Talk. Start again.
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