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  3. From: st1pk@rosie.uh.edu (Lord of Newbies)
  4. Newsgroups: alt.flame,alt.newbie,alt.drugs
  5. Subject: Re: YOU FUCKERS
  6. Followup-To: alt.flame,alt.newbie,alt.drugs
  7. Date: 28 Jan 1993 10:17 CST
  8. Organization: University of Houston
  9. Lines: 59
  10. Distribution: world
  11. Message-ID: <28JAN199310173271@rosie.uh.edu>
  12. References: <1993Jan28.052149.2592@nmsu.edu> <1993Jan28.035421.1@deep-13.gizmo.com>
  13. NNTP-Posting-Host: rosie.uh.edu
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  16. In article <1993Jan28.035421.1@deep-13.gizmo.com>, maxwell@deep-13.gizmo.com writes...
  17. >X-Sender: usenet@nmsu.edu
  18. >X-Organization: New Mexico State University, Las Cruces, NM
  19. >X-Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 05:21:49 GMT
  20. >Lines: 15
  21. > 
  22. >I am getting sick of hearing all you druggies encouring kids to use
  23. >drugs. Its bad enough that you are using crack and heroin, cousting us
  24. >honest taxpayers billions in crime and medicine. But you want to ruin
  25. >the future of our kids as well!
  26. > 
  27. >There is obviously one solution to you drug f**kups. We need to throw
  28. >anyone caught using drugs out of the country. Revoke all citizenship,
  29. >and forbid one step back into this country. If you do return, punish
  30. >by death. (Lethal injection - how appropriate)
  31. > 
  32. >This country is going to hell. And it is all you f**kers fault!
  33. > 
  34. > 
  35. > 
  36. >Drug Free and PROUD of it.
  37.  
  38.     Your absolutely right! In fact, we will start with you.
  39. You would have to be on drugs to write someting like that to alt.newbie.
  40.  
  41. -=Dan=-
  42.  
  43. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
  44.  
  45. HANDY "TWIN PEEKS" CHART          [MOBY]<-->[LAURA]<--/-->[Bob]<--["Bob"]
  46.                                    [murder]<--|     ^         |        ^
  47.                                               v     v         v        |
  48.                                          [David   [That FBI guy]   ["J.R."]
  49.                                           Lynch]         ^             ^
  50.                                          /               |             |
  51.                                         v             [donuts]    [Bobby in 
  52. [the log lady]<->[flouridation]-->["Eraserheads"]        =       the shower]
  53.  ^         ^                                           [sex]          |
  54.  |         |     /->[Monty Python's Flying Circles]                   v
  55. [bag     [lumber-                                             /->[Ted Bundy]
  56. ladies]   jacks]<--["RoboJox"]<->[VW]<->[FOX]-->[Al&Peg Bundy] 
  57.   ^         |                             ^                   \->[Children] 
  58.   |         v                             |                                 
  59. [the dog-faced boy]-->[Laura's<-/->[the Simpsons]<--[Life in Hell]<--[UseNet]
  60.                      evil twin]                                         |
  61.                                                                         v
  62. And remember, the name of the show is a breast metaphor.   [alt.tv.twin.peeks]
  63.                                         ^    ^                |          ^
  64.                                        /     |                v          |
  65. [Mike Douglas]=[Douglas firs]-->[breasts]   [drumsticks]  [rmgroups] /->[logs]
  66.       |                      \______________________________________/    ^
  67.       v                                                                  |
  68.   [Albert]<--/-->[furry white rats]-->[green rats]-->[traffic   [the log lady]
  69.      ^                                                lights]     (here too!)
  70.      |                         [walk with fire me]--->  ^             ^
  71.  [Layland]<-->[Pinky Lee]                               |             |
  72.                                [Herve Villachaise]<--[tattoos]     ["Bob"]
  73. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
  74.  
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