240:Pig, you swine! You'll never get away with this! The EtherExpress PRO/100 LAN Adapter
708:...was created for the good of the entire LAN to usher in a golden era of high bandwidth throughput.
1128:Yes, doctor, you've enlightened me with your tiresome, little monologue about a hundred and eighty times now
1536:and yet, oddly, I remain unmoved.
1740:But surely you can see the benefit of the PRO/100 for the whole network? What do you hope to gain by this madness?
2160:Madness? Oh. I see. This is where the villain reveals his masterplan so that the hero can swoop in and save the day, am I right?
2736:Alright then. Suppose that a latitudinally-challenged program like myself were to take a little walk along the bandwidth -
3198:the current bandwidth, not one supercharged by all those hubs and gadgets you're so disturbingly fond of.
3650:The- the whole network could be backed up for hours...
3810:You're getting warm...
3900: Applications from the Central Server would slow down to a maddening crawl!
4146:Warmer...
4210:LANtropolis would come crashing to its knees!
4330:You're on FIRE!!! BWA-HA HA HA HA HA HA...!
4610:So that's what that crashing boar was up to. With the PRO/100 and the hubs offline, getting Pig through the bandwidth would be like sucking a bowling ball through a garden hose.
5220:Communications along the network would back up like Bigfoot's shower drain. It was time to slop this hog.
5650:
5840:Gig HardDrive!
5890:No! Not the Gig HardDrive, Management Suite's over-publicized errand boy and all around gadfly,
6310:here at my moment of triumph?
6470:It's over, Pig. You and the doctor are coming with me.
6720:Really? What a sassy little function you are!
6960:Don't take that from him, Gig. I'm confident that you have a brilliant plan to save the whole network.
7270:Yeah, whatever, Doc. I'm not gonna tell you twice, you bloated bag of RAM,
7520:step away from the bandwidth with your cloven hands up, or I'll be forced to use this.
7830:How predictably Philistine, but after getting a good look at your jacket, you can't expect me to be scared of that.
8320:I'm afraid your little monkeyshines have grown equally as tedious as the good doctor's,
8700:so if you'll excuse me, I have a network to clog. BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!
9060:NOOOOOOOOO!
9192:I made my move. Pig was half a nanosecond away from tucking his pony into the bandwidth,
9500:which meant I had half that to save the doctor, switch the network over to the 100BASE-TX hubs,
9822:install the PRO/100 card into the server and save LANtropolis.
10090:Time to plug n' play.
10320:BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-
10600:huh?
10700:I should have picked up my dry cleaning while I was at it.
10880:SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEAL!!!!!!!!
11000:Say "hello" to the hubs for me, porkpie.
11130:Fast Ethernet in action, it's a beautiful thing.
11460:No one's happier about that than me, Doc,
11610:but right now there's a lady by the name of Management Suite who's looking forward to seeing you again.
