110: The name's HardDrive. Gig HardDrive. I'm a finder of lost things. People. Dreams. Files. If you can type in 'control F,' I'm your man.
860: It was late. An Amelia Earhart's library books kinda late.
1092: I was in my office, backing up my last case to the StorageExpress (TM) II Backup Server. In a town like this, it always pays to have good backup, and the StorageExpress II system is as good as it gets.
1860: It's got fully automated data protection- across the whole LAN and multiple platforms-
2200: -and it could backup 112 gigs if it was feeling cocky.
2470: Unattended backup with automated tape rotation. Event-Driven Backup, too.
2800: Totally necessary in my line of work, since you never know when the Wet Willy that is fate might come walking through your door.
3280:Excuse me there, but I couldn't help but overhear your internal monologue.
3540: You wouldn't be that search function, Gig HardDrive, now would ya?
3790: -Right on the node, slim. Did I order a pizza? -My icon.
4070: -NetportExpress (TM) Print Server, huh? Mind if I call you "Prints?" -Actually, yes I do.
4410: Fair enough. So tell me, Prints, what brings you to my end of the LAN?
4620: I'm beginning to think poor judgment. But I was sent to find you, straight from the top.
4940: -Hmm. LANDesk (R) Management Suite. -My, but you are good. I'll bet you even dress yourself.
5322: The Suite controls the whole network. What does she need me for?
5530: It starts with this, the EtherExpress (TM) PRO/100 LAN Adapter.
5820: It continues with you knocking off the questions and coming with me.
