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The Deep 13 Days of Christmas
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words by Petrea Mitchell
sung to "The 12 Days of Christmas" (traditional)
G7 C F C G7 C
On the first day of Christmas, my captors sneered at me,
G7 C F C G7 C F C
And I laughed in their faces merrily.
On the second day of Christmas, my captors gave to me:
Both of Torgo's knees--
And I laughed in their faces merrily.
On the third day of Christmas...
[etc., up to the 11th verse:]
G7 C F C G7 C
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my captors gave to me:
G7 Dm
Eleven schedule changes,
G7 Dm
Ten Kens a-leaping,
G7 Dm
Nine Batgirls dancing,
G7 Dm
Eight Gam'ra sorties,
G7 Dm
Seven Berts a-Gordon,
G7 Dm
Six Hercs a-pumping,
C D7 G
Mister B,
C
Four Corman flops,
F
Rock climbing,
G7
Both of Torgo's knees--
C F C G7 C F C
And I laughed in their faces merrily.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, they nearly did me in--
Twelve bikers biking,
Eleven schedule changes,
[...]
Both of Torgo's knees--
But the last straw was Perkins and his grin.
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Put in whatever you want for the last straw-- Penn Jillette,
net.access, celebrity stalkers, whatever-- just remember to make the
first line of the last verse rhyme with it.
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Words (C)1993 me. Not intended to infringe upon the rights of
BBI, Jack Perkins, or the True Spirit (tm) of Christmas.