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_Mystery Science Theater 3000_
List of Lists
This guide was compiled in order to list all the various lists that have come
up during the course of the show's history. If you have a list that you don't
see but would like to, please e-mail me (mduhan@husc.harvard.edu) with "list"
or "lol" in the Subject: line.
Last updated July 10, 1994
List of unusual closings. This includes any audio or video differences that
appear after the words:
Created by
Joel Hodgson
211: First Spaceship On Venus ..... Dr. Forrester retching
307: Daddy-O ...................... broken button
311: It Conquered The World ....... Peter Graves' speech
312: Gamera vs. Guiron ............ Michael Feinstein / Gamera's theme
322: Master Ninja I ............... "MASTER NINJA THEeeme song"
414: Tormented .................... hand grenade explosion
417: Crash of the Moons ........... Bannergram
419: The Rebel Set ................ TV's Frank: "Who is Merritt Stone?!"
424: Manos: the Hands of Fate ..... Torgo's theme
508: Operation Double 007 ......... Torgo's theme (reprise)
513: The Brain that Wouldn't Die .. "DEEP HURTING" chainsaw
516: Alien from L.A. .............. Vend-a-Gut coin return
521: Santa Claus .................. Merry Christmas - If That's O.K.
522: Teenage Crimewave ............ Dr. F. sprays Frank with Mace Mousse
523: Village of the Giants ........ The Greatest Frank of All
List of Jumpsuit colors worn by Joel or Mike.
Joel:
KTMA
Tan
1st season:
Always bright red, including the opening credits.
2nd season onward:
Opening credits: bright red, teal
201: Rocketship XM .................. teal
202: The Side Hackers ............... teal
203: Jungle Goddess ................. teal
204: Catalina Caper ................. bright red
205: Rocket Attack USA .............. bright red
206: Ring of Terror ................. teal
207: Wild Rebels .................... teal
208: Lost Continent ................. cyan
209: Hellcats ....................... pastel green
210: King Dinosaur .................. pastel green
211: First Spaceship On Venus ....... cyan
212: Godzilla vs. Megalon ........... maroon
213: Godzilla vs. The Sea Monster ... maroon
Starting with season 3, always maroon except:
314: Mighty Jack (pre) .................................. pastel green
404: Teenagers from Outer Space (post [fashion show]) ... turquoise, navy blue
Mike:
Always lime green except:
512: Mitchell (before he became host) ... navy blue
522: Teenage Crimwave (pre) ............. gray
Red Cross PSA ........................... electric blue
List of Things that Fly Past the Blackboard in Phase 4 episodes.
513: a paper airplane
514: a crumpled-up piece of paper, apparently Hell's Own Spitwad
515: another paper airplane
516: a nearly full roll of toilet paper
517: a petrified waffle
518: another spitwad; there is also one already stuck to the black-board
519: the troll derriere from 414 "The Beatniks"
520: a curly auburn wig
521: a cannonball, which strikes a plastic Santa square in the chest
522: a football, thrown sideways
523: a bone of unidentified origin
524: Gypsy's bra from 519 "Outlaw"
*From 110 "Robot Holocaust"
A list of the crew's attempted interpretations of the big evil guy's name as
spoken by Malaria.
"Stuffed One"
"Stockwon"
"Lockjohn"
"Pork One"
"Dagwan"
"Boog One"
"Stockwatt"
"Stockworm"
"Stock One"
"Duck Bun"
"Dagwah"
"Dark One" (? Not sure about this one...)
"Baghwan"
"Dogma"
"Dartboard"
"D'Artagnan"
"Dortmunder"
"Dog Wong"
"Bwok Dwon"
"Bogwon"
*From 416 "Fire Maidens from Outer Space"
Things the Twin Screw Universal Controller can do:
When Joel is in command:
It controls the ship's yaw
It controls the ship's pitch
It controls the ship's environment
It controls the ship's temperature
It controls the lights (movie sign, commercial sign, Mads' calling)
It controls the doors
It controls the hexfield viewscreen
It controls people's opinions, emotions, attitudes; specifically, it can make
Tom Servo say this about Steve Guttenberg, a man whom he really, really
dislikes: "I think 'Three Men and a Little Lady' was a *terrific* movie!
Steve Guttenberg is a patriot, a hero, and one of the finest men I have ever
known."
It controls the time
It can make supper in a jiffy
It lifts
It separates
It can turn you into a 9-year-old Hindu boy
It takes a rat and turns it into a delicious...unknown
With Timmy at the levers, the T.S.U.C. can do these things:
It can make Joel wear a cowboy hat, a walrus mustache, and hold an
umbrella. It can put Tom Servo in a dress, replace his bubble with a
model ship, and make him hold a pennant with pictures of a screw and a
ball on it. It can place a root beer float on the desk.
It can roast Tom Servo on a spit over hot coals. It can put a propeller
beanie, clown nose, and troll hands on Joel, and make him wear his jumpsuit
backwards (I think). It can also make Joel turn the spit, presumably to
make sure Tom Servo doesn't get too well done.
*From 501 "Warrior of the Lost World"
Cool People at the Rally (given by Tom Servo)
First Row:
Robby Benson
Jack Burns
Andrea Martin
Dennis Hopper
Jody (?)
Garry Shandling
Paul Reiser
Peter Cook
Junior Semples
Elayne Boosler
Adam Sandler
Barry Sobel
Second Row:
Garth Brookes
Bruce Smailer (?)
Les Paul
Patrick Swayze as Gandhi
Sheryl Lee Ralph
Robert Carradine
Bruno Kirby
Griffin Dunne
Mike Nichols
Ron Reagan
Demi Moore
Gabriel Byrne
Gallagher
Robert Loggia
Janis Joplin
Jonathan Schwartz
Third Row:
Lyle Waggoner
Tom Dreisen (?)
Steve Rubell
Alan Alda
Michael Ironside
k.d. lang
Kay Clinton (?)
Lee Van Cleef
Marli Matlin
David Byrne
Linda Hunt
Leslie West
Sandy Duncan
Craig T. Nelson
David Letterman
Tony Danza
Anthony Quinn
Edie Brickell
Tony Bill
On Stage Left:
Roland Gift
Jerzey Kozinski
Rene Aburjonious
On Stage Right:
John Hurt
Cicely Tyson
Michael Pare
Center Stage:
Persis Khambatta
I can't quite place him, "Paper Chase" guy?
*From 503 "Swamp Diamonds"
New nicknames for Mike "Touch" Connors, as suggested by Joel, Crow, and Tom.
"Thrust" Connors
"Jab"
"Fudge"
"Crunch"
"Blast"
"Smidge"
"Shout"
"Batch"
"Scrod"
"Flake"
"Wink"
"Sploot"
"Pinch"
"Probe"
"Wing"
"Snake"
"Grunt"
"Flink"
"Branch"
"Pinch"
"Pat"
"Hal"
"Snack"
"Slap"
*From 520 "Radar Secret Service"
Names for the Radar ball on top of the car.
Chrome golf balls. On sale now.
Colander warehouse. All we do is colanders, and we do them right.
The Melon Squad is in hot pursuit.
And the Goiter-Mobile is there.
That's right, kettle drums, all sizes, kettle drums, get them here.
The Chevy with the rice cooker on its roof is following us again.
Bobbers. Red and white plastic bobbers. They float. Use them.
Acorn squash. Make a delicious winter soup.
Van de Graaff generators. Practice science in your own home.
Beach balls. Get your beach balls. Throw them back and forth on the beach.
Stainless steel Swedish meatballs. All stainless, all Swedish, all meatball.
Get them here.
Round things. Today we are promoting round things. Half off on all round
things.
Attention all squirrels: squirrels need round things too. Think about it.
You too mule deer -- round things.
We have stainless steel truffles.
Silver almond cookies. On sale now.
Toilet tank floats. Stop your toilet from always flowing.
*From 522 "Teenage Crimewave"
List of Dougy Guys
Ernest Borgnine
Jack Weston
Charles Durning
Pat Hingle
Dom Deluise
Hubert H. Humphrey
Nelson Rockefeller
Alvin Barkley
Lyndon Johnson
Wendall Willkie
Huey Long
Fiorello LaGuardia
The Commish
Dan Ackroyd
Ed Koch
Mario Lanza
Ed Asner
Stephen Stills
Penn Jillette
David Crosby
Stubby Kaye
Charles Kurault
Richard Daley (both of them)
Ben Alexander
Fred Clark
Jesse White
Bill Clinton
TV's Frank *is* Doughy Man
*From 524 "12 to the Moon"
Tough-guy names used to describe the beefy captain.
<Tom> Yes, I'm Captain Cliff Beefpile, that's me.
<Crow> Gonna set this to Central STUD Time, `cause I'm Sledge Riprock!
<Crow> Tank Concrete, Astro-NAUT!
<Mike> Bronc Drywall.
<Tom> Stump Hugelarge at the controls!
<Tom> Chunk Pylon here.
<Crow> Chunk Manmusk.
<Mike> Captain Ron Codpiece on the Moooon!
<Mike> Sledge Fisthammer.
<Crow> Clint Stompheader.
<Tom> Is this the end of Captain Chuck Hardslab???
<Mike> I did it! I saved us all! I'm Chunk Ironchest, and I won!
Special thanks to:
Douglas Carroll, Matthew Duhan, Matthew E. Merkelson, Petrea Mitchell, Phil
Mueller, Mark Odell, Mike Pearce, Julie Walker, Marissa Westerfield, Mike
Zavisca
And to many other MiSTies from coast to coast.
_Mystery Science Theater 3000_, its characters and situations are copyright
1993 Best Brains, Inc. This publication is not meant to infringe on any
copyrights held by Best Brains, Comedy Central, or its employees. The
information herein is subject to being wrong. This episode guide is free to
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