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                        _Mystery Science Theater 3000_
                        (Nearly Complete) Episode Guide

This version is edited and modified by Matthew Duhan ([e-mail])
from a version edited by Lisa Jenkins ([e-mail]) from
an originally compiled list from the _Satellite of Love Newsletter_ edited by
Rich Kulawiec ([e-mail]). As you can see, a lot of people went
into making this possible.  E-mail corrections or additions to Matthew Duhan
([e-mail]).  Please include "EpG" in the Subject: line.

Last updated: July 10, 1994
New to this version:
    New show info

The episode guide is not complete.  The KTMA TV23 season needs more
information.  The Comedy Channel and Comedy Central lists reflect the
production numbers listed in the episode guide by Best Brains, Inc.  The air
dates of the episodes in the Comedy Channel 1989/90 season are different from
the production numbers given.

The BLANKS (TM) placed in front of each episode title may be used for
checklist purposes.  Check off the episodes you have or the episodes you're
looking for!  (It's new -- from Galoob.)


KTMA TV23 1988/89 season
------------------------

___ K01 Thunderbirds in Outer Space [also known as "Thunderbirds Are Go"]
 Airdate: November 24, 1988 (6:00 PM)
 Pre:
 Skits:
 Post:

___ K02 Revenge of the Mysterons
 Airdate: November 24, 1988 (8:00 PM)
 Pre:
 Skits:
 Post:

___ K03 Gamera vs. Barugon
 Airdate: December 4, 1988
 Pre:
 Skits:
 Post:

___ K04 Gamera [Joel does film by himself]
 Airdate: December 11, 1988
 Pre: Deep froze Crow for Chrismas tree
 Skits: Phone messages: End credits/hair stylist, Gypsy does Godzilla
impression/Ted Turner opinion survey, coalition of friends for giant mutant
turtles and coalition of friends of giant slimey lizards with long nasty
tongues/fight footage
 Post: Deep froze Crow for Christmas tree revisited

___ K05 Gamera vs. Zigra [Crow gets unfrozen]
 Airdate: December 18, 1988  [New years' special re-showing December 31,
1989/January 1, 1989 (12:00 AM)]
 Pre: "rep... er encore performance", Crow unfrozen
 Skits: Drs Forrester and Erhardt, answering machine messages to cheer up Joel,
New Year's Resolutions
 Post: Quick movie review

___ K06 Gamera vs. Gaos
 Airdate: December 25, 1988
 Pre:
 Skits:
 Post: Messages from the MST answering machine

___ K07 Gamera vs. Guiron
 Airdate: January 8, 1989
 Pre: Pronouncing Guiron, Joel and the Bots complain about all the Gamera
movies
 Skits: Gypsy hits Crow in the head inducing a dream that he and the Mads have
switched places and all that Crow will show the Mads is "A Planet Of The Apes
Christmas," Crow and Servo talk about their dreams,
 Post: SOL Song (Uh oh oh Satellite of Love...uh oh oh etc.)

___ K08 Mighty Jack
 Airdate: January 15, 1989 ?
 Pre:
 Skits:
 Post:

___ K09 Cosmic Princess [two Space: 1999 episodes in movie form]
 Airdate: January 22, 1989
 Pre: Mads with 3-D glasses/Larry wants to watch Super Bowl
 Skits: At the barbershop [seen again in 105 "The Corpse Vanishes"]/Servo
tries to fly in order to evolve/Crow and Servo do Joel's taxes
 Post: Crow, Joel and Gypsy play football/Joel sings "We Are the Champions"
 Extra (during commercial break): Mads sell Pizza and Pasta (a real
commercial).

___ K10 Humanoid Woman
 Airdate: January 29, 1989,
 Pre: Planning the next rerun/MST- Built for the human race/Dr. F and Larry
with 3-D glasses/Mads discuss ratings
 Skits: Joel and the Bots play tag (seen again in 105 "The Corpse Vanishes,"
Servo hits on a blender, Tribute to Dali
 Post: Village People/Talk to Joel!

___ K11 Fugitive Alien
 Airdate: February 5, 1989 ?
 Pre:
 Skits:
 Post:

___ K1X SST Death Flight
 Airdate: 1989
 Pre: "Death Flight Song," Dr. F wins lots of money/brings Larry Foundation
Trilogy Gift Set/Joel does spit take
 Skits: Servo gets pain shocks, Gypsy's voice is sexy!, Limbo to the "Banana
Boat Song"
 Post: Letters from female fans

___ K1X City On Fire
 Airdate: 1989
 Pre: Mad Scientists League letter/Mad's license revoked, now 'slightly peaved
researchers'
 Skits: 'Bots play Telescope gag on Joel, Hell in a handbag [seen again in
103 "Mad Monster"], Sound off [seen on "This is MST 3K"]
 Post: Fan club goodies

___ K1X Phase IV
 Airdate: 1989
 Pre:
 Skits:
 Post:

___ K1X SuperDome [also known as Death at the Super Bowl]
 Airdate: 1989
 Pre:
 Skits:
 Post:

___ K1X The Chill Factor
 Airdate: 1989
 Pre:
 Skits:
 Post:

___ K1X Invaders From the Deep
 Airdate: 1989
 Pre:
 Skits:
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___ K18 Time Of The Apes
 Skits: Joel gets trapped outside the ship for the only all-robot episode.
 Airdate: April 1989
 Pre: Mads try to call Joel
 Skits: Searching for Joel, Joel pounding outside ship/'Bots discuss changes
that would need to be made to let Joel back in, Cambot plays a tape of Joel to
try to trick the 'Bots into thinking Joel is back on the ship/What is Real?
 Post: Joel floating outside ship/How life will be different without Joel

___ K19 The Million Eyes of Su-Muru
 Airdate: May 7, 1989
 Pre: Joel in his BVDs comes in the SOL after being locked out by the 'bots
 Skits: Idio probes, Servo judged, "Love Theme"
 Post: Servo's mouth doesn't work/900 in fan club

___ K20 Hanger 18
 Airdate: May 14, 1989
 Pre: Joel introduces movie
 Skits: Crow gets spanking, Crow's memory cleanup, Crow's first memory
 Post:  1,000 fan club member will win Demon Dog

___ K21 The Last Chase
 Airdate: May 21, 1989
 Pre: Dr. F tries to make cold fusion in Larry's mouth
 Skits: Humanity lesson for the 'bots, Winner of 1,000 fan club member, Fan
club letter
 Post: Fan club letter

___ K22 Legend of the Dinosaur
 Airdate: May 28, 1989
 Pre: Joel is dead gag/Sandy Frank -- two first names, one is a woman's
 Skits: Joel is carried away by giant child, Satellite of Love sitcom, Scale
models/Godzilla burns a KFC
 Post: Hiatus for the summer -- what are you doing?


Comedy Channel 1989/90 season
-----------------------------

___ 101 The Crawling Eye
 Airdate:
 Pre: Larry not good in disguise
 Inventions: J: Electric bagpipe  MS: Canine Pineal Gland Serum
 Skits: Head games, Gypsy uncoiled, The Crawling Forrest Tucker
 Post: Name good thing/bad thing for RAM chip

___ 102 The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
 Short: Commando Cody part 1
 Airdate:
 Pre: Dr. F blew up mad convention center/improved security at Deep 13
 Inventions: J: Air-bag helmet for motorcyclists  MS: Chalk-man
 Skits: Servo will save us from the demon dogs, Enoch leader of demon dogs,
Crow tries to be Enoch
 Post: Joel sends demon dogs to fetch

___ 103 Mad Monster
 Short: Commando Cody part 2
 Airdate:
 Pre: How MS went mad
 Inventions: J: Hell in a Handbag  MS: Acetyline-powered lizard
 Skits: Tom tries to pick up a blender, Stupid questions about werewolves,
Joel switches Crow's and Tom's heads -- Servo-Crowatians
 Post: Ontological discourse

___ 104 Women of the Prehistoric Planet
 Airdate:
 Pre: Joel is a talk-show host
 Inventions: J: Toilet Paper in a Bottle  MS: Clay & Lar's Flesh Barn
 Skits: Joel -- this is your life, Isaac Asimov's Literary Doomsday Device
(Asimovinator), Duplicate Isaac Asimovs
 Post: Avocado Boy names -- winner of the brainstorm

___ 105 The Corpse Vanishes
 Short: Commando Cody part 3
 Airdate:
 Pre: Dr. F gives Larry Foundation Trilogy Gift Set
 Inventions: J: Chiro-Gyro  MS: Flame Flower
 Skits: "Tiger-Bot" issue on Data, Game of tag, At the barbershop
 Post: Name good thing/bad thing for a RAM chip/Servo's head explodes

___ 106 The Crawling Hand
 Airdate:
 Pre: Joel explains show
 Inventions: J: Safety Saw  MS: Limb Lengthener
 Skits: Let's play murder ball!, Shatner choking, What can a hand do?
 Post: Name good thing/bad thing for a RAM chip

___ 107 Robot Monster
 Short: Commando Cody parts 4 & 5
 Airdate:
 Pre: Joel explains show/Gypsy is injured
 Inventions: MS: Self-inflating Whoopie Cushion  J: Cumber-bubble-bund
 Skits: Can bumblebees fly and other conundra, Kill the hu-man!, Surrealism
 Post: The life and times of Ro-man

___ 108 Slime People
 Short: Commando Cody part 6
 Airdate:
 Pre: Crow is morning person/Joel explains show/game
 Inventions: J: Bulging Eyes  MS: Screaming Cotton Candy
 Skits: Bots vs. Commando Cody, Why was this film made?, Ship filled with fog
 Post: Home cooking

___ 109 Project Moonbase
 Short: Commando Cody parts 7 & 8
 Airdate:
 Pre: Cleaning the 'bots/Joel explains show/game
 Inventions: J: Water Juggling  MS: Insect-a-sketch
 Skits: Servo plays Commando Cody, Ties of the future, SPACOM -- 1001 uses
 Post: Gravity fun

___ 110 Robot Holocaust
 Short: Commando Cody part 9
 Airdate:
 Pre: Joel explains show/"Human"
 During: Film broke (during Commando Cody)
 Inventions: J: Nitro-Burning Funny Pipe  MS: Stocking Mask of the Future
 Skits: We-zone, Sitcom simulator, Servo the fur-clad hero
 Post: Name the Plant Guy brainstorm

___ 111 Moon Zero Two
 Airdate:
 Pre: Joel explains show/eats vicariously through viewers/Larry's hair is
lifeless
 Inventions: J: Teleporting Food  MS: Mouth-to-Mouth Celebrity Toothpaste
 Skits: Tribute to Neil Armstrong, Games of the future, Zero-G fight
 Post: Name good thing/bad thing for RAM chip

___ 112 Untamed Youth
 Airdate: February 6, 1990
 Pre: Joel explains show/fixing Servo
 Inventions: J: Never-Light Pipe  MS: Tongue Puppets
 Skits: Greg Brady -- an American legacy, Inside Gypsy's brain, Gypsy is sick
 Post: Who's the goofy guy?

___ 113 Black Scorpion
 Airdate:
 Pre: MS tried to make cold fusion walkman and failed
 Inventions: J: Man's Party Favor  MS: <same>
 Skits: Mangled Mexican, Strange things about humans, Ray Harryhausen
 Post: Letter of helpful criticism for Crow


Comedy Channel 1990/91 season
-----------------------------

___ 201 Rocketship XM
 Airdate: September 22, 1990
 Pre: Changes on ship/new Servo voice/new assistant in Deep 13
 Inventions: J: BGC19 (Drum Set)  MS: <same>
 Skits: The reporters of Rocketship XM, Selective gravity class, What are your
dreams?, Song lyrics -- space vixen
 Post: You wouldn't show a certain movie in a situation, would you?

___ 202 The Sidehackers
 Airdate: September 29, 1990
 Pre: Clean up the ship
 Inventions: J: Gretchen the Slinky  MS: Personal Slinky Train
 Skits: "Sidehackin'", Sidehacking jargon, the life of Rommel & visit by J.C.
 Post: "Love Pads the Film"

___ 203 Jungle Goddess
 Short: Phantom Creeps part 1
 Airdate: October 6, 1990
 Pre: Hide and seek with the elusive and inexplicable forces that control the
universe
 Inventions: J: Radio Arm Saw  MS: Doctor Sax
 Skits: Bela's okay discoveries, Magic binoculars and scopes, Colonists arrive
 Post: "My White Goddess"

___ 204 Catalina Caper
 Airdate: October 13, 1990
 Pre: God bless Twiki
 Inventions: J: Tickle Bazooka  MS: Tank Tops
 Skits: The sixties, "Creepy Girl," Gun Tupperware party
 Post: What the Sam Hill was going on?

___ 205 Rocket Attack USA
 Short: Phantom Creeps part 2
 Airdate: October 27, 1990
 Pre: Servo gets robot haircut
 Inventions: J: Button Candy Adding Machine  MS: Water Foosball
 Skits: The Cold War -- Charlie McCarthy hearings, Civil defense quiz bowl,
Visit from cosmonaut
 Post: Review of the plot/Isaac Asimov rabbit
 Clip: Blind guy shouts "Help me!"

___ 206 Ring of Terror
 Short: Phantom Creeps part 3 -- appears *after* movie
 Airdate: November 3, 1990
 Pre: Fake movie sign
 Inventions: MS: Lifesize Operation Game  J: Pin-bolus
 Skits: The old school, Vacuum autopsy, Name a good thing/bad thing for a RAM
Chip
 Post: "If Chauffeurs Ruled the World"
 Clip: "Wierd!  Yeah, I guess you could call it that. Wierd."

___ 207 Wild Rebels
 Airdate: November 17, 1990
 Pre: Crow and Servo take over ship functions
 Inventions: MS: Hobby Hog  J: 3-D Pizza
 Skits: Famous motorcycle riders, "Wild Rebels Cereal," Gypsy and Joel
together
 Post: Distract yourself from the pain/hat party

___ 208 Lost Continent
 Airdate: November 24, 1990
 Pre: Team rally
 Inventions: MS: Mobile Stationary Walker, etc.  J: <none> (movie sign against
his will)
 Skits: Visit from Hugh Beaumont (of the Apocalypse), "The Explorers" -- A
Quinn Martin production, Hey -- look at that cool thing! (contest)
 Post: Padding -- a film style
 Clip: Two guys reclining by the campfire

___ 209 Hell Cats
 Airdate: December 8, 1990
 Pre: Everyone's sick with a cold.
 Inventions: J: Sign Language Translator  MS: <none>
 Skits: Dear Diary (Tom Servo), Dear Kitty (Crow), Dear Sandy (Joel)
 Post: Dear Richard (Gypsy)
 Clip: "Geebly goop frably shwack!"

___ 210 King Dinosaur
 Short: X Marks The Spot
 Airdate: December 22, 1990
 Pre: Joel reads poetry/Dr. F fixing elevator
 Inventions: MS: The Pocket Scientist  J: The Incredibly Stinky Sweatsocks
 Skits: Am I qualified? (Crow gets activized), Joey the lemur, Emotional
scientist
 Post: Yet another Lippert film
 Clip: Blonde woman puts hands to her head and screams hysterically

___ 211 First Spaceship On Venus
 Airdate: December 29, 1990
 Pre: Joel raises Servos' sarcasm sequencer
 Inventions: J: Junk Drawer Helper  MS: <none> (looking for invention in junk
drawer/missname movie as "First Spaceship *to* Venus")
 Skits: Foam robot, Visit from a gorilla, Klack recipe ideas
 Post: Sarcastic Servo/Servo's head blows up
 Clip: Alphabet people waving goodbye

___ 212 Godzilla vs. Megalon
 Airdate: January 19, 1991
 Pre: All these stories and more -- not!
 Inventions: J: Household Halloween costumes  MS: More Household Halloween
costumes
 Skits: My monster is better than your monster!, Rex Dart -- Eskimo Spy,
Orville Redenbacher skit
 Post: "Jet Jaguar Fight"/new limbs/letter
 Clip: Godzilla jumps into the water

___ 213 Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
 Airdate: February 2, 1991
 Pre: The Velveteen Rabbit
 Inventions: J: Mind-Control Guitar  MS: Squeeze Toy Guitar
 Skits: "Godzilla Genealogy Bop," Joel has been in space too long (models made
from household items), Crow and Servo contact Mothra
 Post: Film fallacies and truths/Winners of "cool thing" contest
 Clip: Twins praying to Mothra


Comedy Central 1991/92 season
-----------------------------

___ 301 Cave Dwellers
 Airdate: June 1, 1991
 Pre: Favorite new name
 Inventions: J: Smoking Jacket  MS: Robotic Arm Wrestling
 Skits: Opening "credits", Fancy prop names (extraordinary names for ordinary
objects), Sound effects -- foley
 Post: Continuity problems
 Clip: "Dong! Fish is ready."

___ 302 Gamera
 Airdate: June 8, 1991
 Pre: Physical and vocal exercises
 Inventions: J: Portable Salad Bar  MS: Bird Cage Vacuum Cleaner
 Skits: "Tibby, Oh Tibby," Why we hate Kenny, Visit by Gamera
 Post: Second look at Gamera's actors
 Clip: "Okay...Bye."

___ 303 Pod People
 Airdate: June 15, 1991
 Pre: Robot on the run -- a work in progress
 Inventions: J: New Guitar Chord  MS: Public Domain Karaoke/"Ave Maria"
 Skits: "Burning Rubber Tires," Music from some guys in space, You are magic
aren't you Trumpy? (great facial expressions)
 Post: "Clown in the Sky"
 Clip: "It stinks!"

___ 304 Gamera vs. Barugon
 Airdate: June 22, 1991
 Pre: User interface war
 Inventions: J: Audio-animitronic Pop Can  MS: Disco Cumber-Bubble-Bund
 Skits: 5,000 fighting men and monsters set, T.G.I. Tokyo, Hollywood stars in
Gamera movies
 Post: Read more about it
 Clip: Round-faced guy laughs and shakes nervously

___ 305 Stranded in Space
 Airdate:
 Pre: Shooting gallery
 Inventions: J: "Bang" Uzi/knife/dynamite  MS: "Bang" harpoons, nunchuks
 Skits: Toddlers TV trading cards, What "Ward E" is to me, Kill Hooker!
 Post: Tom Servo -- Executive Producer
 Clip: Woman slaps our hero in car.

___ 306 Time of the Apes
 Airdate:
 Pre: Tee ball, baseball
 Inventions: J: Cellulite Phone  MS: Miracle Baby Wonder Growth Formula
 Skits: Why Johnny doesn't care, Scopes trial, Crow T. Robot's Fashion Minute
 Post: "Sandy Frank Song"
 Clip: "I don't care!"

___ 307 Daddy-O
 Short: Alphabet Antics
 Airdate:
 Pre: Hanging round the water cooler
 Inventions: J: Air Freshener Mobile  MS: "Alien" Teething Nook
 Skits: "Hike Your Pants Up Song," The drag race, Spit-takes/visit from Near-
sighted Guy
 Post: Fruit slapping/button problem
 Clip: "Couldn't help you if I wanted to fella.  Gym policy."

___ 308 Gamera vs. Gaos
 Airdate:
 Pre: Lucille Ball meets Harvey Feierstein
 Inventions: J: Kleenex Fax Phone  MS: Self-Image Printers
 Skits: How to make Gaos, Gameradammerung, The amazing gaos (spinning Gameras)
 Post: Ways to snuff Gaos
 Clip: Two scared men clutching each other

___ 309 The Amazing Colossal Man
 Airdate:
 Pre: Hiding from Joel
 Inventions: MS: Music-Reviewing Plant Guy  J: Non-Permanent Tattoos
 Skits: Sensitivity training, Joel is *HUGE!*, Arrival of the Amazing Colossal
Man
 Post: Things the Colossal Man could have done
 Clip: Glen laughs, then clutches chest in pain

___ 310 Fugitive Alien
 Airdate: August 17, 1991
 Pre: Joel is a farmer/Gypsy is a cow/Jack Perkins visits Deep 13
 Inventions: J: Musical Chair  MS: Oto-Rhino-Laryngological Dropper
 Skits: Hat party, Ship captain Joel, Screenplay model
 Post: Buttons on the suit/Jack Perkins gets genetically altered
 Clip: "Ahahahahahahahaha...You're stuck here!"

___ 311 It Conquered The World
 Short: Snow Thrills
 Airdate: August 24, 1991
 Pre: Ventriloquism with Crow as the Woozle whose name is Peanut
 Inventions: J: Sony Seaman  MS: Halloween Costume Nooses
 Skits: Winter sports cavalcade, Coffee clash, Famous Hollywood siblings
 Post: Peter Graves' ending speech
 Clip: "He learned almost too late..."

___ 312 Gamera vs. Guiron
 Airdate: September 7, 1991
 Pro: School lunches
 Inventions: MS: Psychology Today Centerfolds  J: Collapsible Garbage Can
 Skits: "Bouncy Gamera Song," World of amusement and child-like wonder,
Richard Burton -- one of the good dead ones
 Post: "Gamera marching song"/"Michael Feinstein's Gamera"
 Clip: "What a monster!"

___ 313 Earth vs. The Spider
 Short: Speech: Using Your Voice
 Airdate:
 Pre: Inside the robot mind
 Inventions: MS: Cheese Phone  J: CD-Player Blow Dryer
 Skits: Earth vs. Soup, Visit from the custodian of the 7th galaxy, Creepy
Crawlers
 Post: Homework essays
 Clip: "I said yes sir, I said this, ahem, this isn't your seat..."

___ 314 Mighty Jack
 Airdate:
 Pre: Joel's dead -- not!
 Inventions: MS: Formal Flipper  J: "Ear" ear-muffs
 Skits: Mighty Jack dog food, Boy -- is he smart!, Aquarium camerawork
 Post: "Slow the Plot Down"
 Clip: Spy guy running away

___ 315 Teenage Caveman
 Short: Aquatic Wizards/Catching Trouble
 Airdate: November 9, 1991
 Pre: BORED -- poker game
 Inventions: J: Rainy Day Epicacs  MS: Frank Threatens Dr. F
 Skits: Catching the Ross, Fight in Deep 13, Arguments against change
 Post: We are the result of a a mad movie-watching experiment
 Clip: Guy runs head-first into tree and falls unconscious

___ 316 Gamera vs. Zigra
 Airdate: October 19, 1991
 Pre: Orbiting root-beer kegger
 Inventions: MS: Three Stooges Guns  J: Crow-shish-kebob
 Skits: Tour of Gamera, Gamera dioramas, Visit from Kenny and Helen
 Post: "The Many Tunes of Gamera"
 Clip: "Smart Guy...Who does he think he is, huh?"

___ 317 Viking Women vs. the Sea Serpent
 Short: The Home Economics Story
 Airdate: October 26, 1991
 Pre: Uses for waffles
 Inventions: MS: Meat Re-animator  J: Waffle Iron
 Skits: New uses for waffles, Waffles, If there were no waffles
 Post: "Waffles, We Love You"
 Clip: "But you don't understand -- I'm a PRINCE!"

___ 318 Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
 Airdate: November 16, 1991
 Pre: The nature of puppets and their symbiotic relation with man
 Inventions: J: Big Head  MS: Big Noses (Super Schnoz)
 Skits: Emergency 911: Tom Servo is dying, Captain Joe action figure,
"Fugitive Alien Song Medley"
 Post: The ultimate bad guy
 Clip: "Captain, I've got it fixed.  It's all working again."

___ 319 War of the Colossal Beast
 Short: Mr. B Natural
 Airdate: November 30, 1991?
 Pre: Create-your-own Mexican junk food
 Inventions: J: Between Meal Mortar  MS: Breakfast Bazooka
 Skits: Mr. B Natural -- woman or man?, Who's that guy with the big head,
James Ungateen -- KTLA predicts
 Post: Bad movie/bread made from home perm
 Clip: Mr. B Natural dancing

___ 320 The Unearthly
 Short: Posture Pals/Appreciating Our Parents
 Airdate: December 14, 1991
 Pre: 'Bots tape funny (dangerous!) home video
 Inventions: J: Celebrity Home Appliances  MS: Hard Pills to Swallow
 Skits: Appreciating Gypsy, The many faces of Tor Johnson, The Unearthly home
game
 Post: Dead end kids' lingo
 Clip: "Time for go to bed."

___ 321 Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
 Airdate: December 21, 1991
 Pre: Christmas catalogues
 Inventions: MS: Wish Squisher  J: Misfit Toys
 Skits: "A Patrick Swayze X-mas," Christmas Specials, Christmas Essays
 Post: Joel and 'bots' stockings/MS gifts
 Clip: One Martian turns to the other and laughs, then clams up.

___ 322 Master Ninja I
 Airdate: January 11, 1992
 Pre: American muscle cars
 Inventions: J: Pop-up classics  MS: gourmet IV bags
 Skits: The Van Patten project, Ninja Tom Servo, Nun-chuks -- chuks brainstorm
 Post: Funk fusion TV-action band -- "Master Ninja Theme Song"
 Clip: "To them it's some kind of ritual"

___ 323 Castle of Fu Manchu
 Airdate: January 18, 1992
 Pre: "Satellite of Love Marching Song"
 Inventions: Bots: new phone chip (Joel forgot, uses Big Head)  MS: The Stinky
Bomb
 Skits (amid much sobbing): The Miss Saigon Syndrome (Crow), Flying carpet/CB
lingo, History of FuManChu
 Post: We'll beat you at your own game (Not)/MS's try to heckle movie
 Clip: Fu Manchu guys attack a guard on bridge

___ 324 Master Ninja II
 Airdate: January 25, 1992
 Pre: Improv Theatre
 Inventions: J: Gerbil Sphere II  MS: Conveyor Belt Buffet
 Skits: Dream 70's van, Col. Timothy Van Patten, Pets for fictional detectives
 Post: Lee Van Cleef Foam core doll/favorite movies
 Clip: Lee Van Cleef petting hamster with a wicked grin


Comedy Central 1992/93 season
-----------------------------

___ 401 Space Travelers
 Airdate: June 6, 1992
 Pre: The Great Crowdini
 Inventions: J: Dollaroid  MS: Facial Tissue (with faces)
 Skits: American space race advancements, Astronaut and CB lingo, Problems we
may have to face
 Post: Find the finder of lost loves
 Clip: Gene grinding pill into cleft in chin

___ 402 The Giant Gila Monster
 Airdate: June 13, 1992
 Pre: The thing with two heads/odd couple 1999/Dr. F's dead
 Inventions: J: Prop Old Sitcom/Movie Radio  MS: Renaissance Festival Punching
Bags
 Skits: Stupid/soda jerk, Favorite funny drunk, Servo on cinema (blocking)
 Post: Hee-la rock group
 Clip: Old guy drinks Coke

___ 403 City Limits
 Airdate: June 20, 1992
 Pre: Ping pong balls/Servo has Crow's eyes
 Inventions: J: Fun Friend from Steak  MS: Tupperware Container to Lock in Pop
Star Freshness/Tupperware Coffin
 Skits: "Ode to Kim Cattrall," New comic superheros (Fantastic 85), Fantastic
85/185 continued
 Post: City Limits trivia game
 Clip: Model airplane crashes into guard tower

___ 404 Teenagers from Outer Space
 Airdate: June 27, 1992
 Pre: NBC mystery movie electro-shock (*zap!*)
 Inventions: J: Scratch-and-sniff Report Cards  MS: Resusci Annie
Ventriloquism
 Skits: Reel to real, Snacks in waste recepticle, Skeleton visit
 Post: Duct tape fashions
 Clip: "When we return to our planet the high court may well sentence you to
*TORTURE*!"

___ 405 Being from Another Planet
 Airdate: July 4, 1992
 Pre: Twenty questions
 Inventions: MS: Tragic Moments Figurines  J: Jack Palance Impersonator Kit
 Skits: Lost in Space fan, Haunted boiler room, Joel's rainy day fun sketch
and hex screen holo-clowns
 Post: TV's Frank Shopping Network
 Clip: Guy screaming as hand is covered by fungus

___ 406 Attack of the Giant Leeches
 Short: Undersea Kingdom part 1: Beneath the Ocean Floor
 Airdate: July 18, 1992
 Pre: Holo-clown sequencer
 Inventions: MS: Leech Nicotine Patch  J: SOL Insty Adolescent Kit
 Skits: Dress to take over the world, Coffee and dreams, "Danger to Ourselves
and Others"
 Post: Problems with film
 Clip: Billy having fit while watching wrestling

___ 407 The (Attack of the) Killer Shrews
 Short: Junior Rodeo Daredevils
 Airdate: July 25, 1992
 Pre: Present time
 Inventions: MS: High-School-Payback Earth Cracker  J: Jim Henson's Edgar
Winter Babies
 Skits: Will Rodgers thing, Killer Shrew board game, Killer Shrew drink
 Post: 'Bots are killer shrews/Frank had too much Killer Shrew drink
 Clip: "Any unusual experiment can produce unusual results."

___ 408 Hercules Unchained
 Airdate: August 1, 1992
 Pre: Annual wash and wax day
 Inventions: MS: Decorator roaches  J: Steve-a-meter
 Skits: Gypsy's Olympiad set, mythic foods, 'Bots try to get Joel to explain
birds and bees
 Post: Why these movies?
 Clip: Redhead stares, then closes her eyes and swallows

___ 409 Indestructible Man
 Short: Undersea Kingdom part 2: The Undersea City
 Airdate: August 15, 1992
 Pre: Joel is crazy?/party in Deep 13
 Inventions: MS: For men (but women like it, too)  J: Cereal Novels
 Skits: Any excuse for a parade, What would you do if you were
indestructible?, Lon Chaney eye thing
 Post: Affidavit to stop cop donut jokes/MS get noise ticket
 Clip: Indestructible pizza face emerges from trap door

___ 410 Hercules Against the Moon Men
 Airdate: August 22, 1992
 Pre: Crow and Servo run away from home/sand storm/DEEP HURTING!
 Inventions: J: Freak out  MS: DEEP HURTING!
 Skits: Booby trap, 'Bots get implants/new tough-guy name, "Ode to Pants"
 Post: Changing actors
 Clip: Old guy screaming as he is killed by hidden spears

___ 411 The Magic Sword
 Airdate: August 29, 1992
 Pre: Joel is caricaturist
 Inventions: J: Big Gulperets  MS: Bio-hazard Clean-up Pillow
 Skits: Basil Rathbones (for dogs), Life in the Middle Ages, "Ode on Estelle"
 Post: Curses on TV/Frank doesn't feel well
 Clip: Two-headed assistant

___ 412 Hercules and the Captive Women
 Airdate: September 12, 1992
 Pre: Gypsy wants to be in experiment
 Inventions: MS: (Frank) Lawn Baby  J: The Womb Mate
 Skits: Good-natured brawling, History of Hercules, Hercules action figure
 Post: Hercules laid to rest/Frank mowed by Lawn Baby
 Clip: "Hercules!  Help me!"

___ 413 Manhunt in Space
 Short: General Hospital (#1)
 Airdate: September 19, 1992
 Pre: Servo is color blind
 Inventions: MS: Bean Bag Pants  J: Paper recyled clothes
 Skits: Soap opera, "Space" modifier, Winky visits/calls from home
 Post: Crow is guitar, Servo is amp/Mads can't get up
 Clip: Ken throws a chair

___ 414 Tormented
 Airdate: September 26, 1992
 Pre: Crow, Servo and Gypsy in ventilation shaft
 Inventions: J: Aunt C/Katherine Wheel  MS: Drinking Jacket
 Skits: Joel's fallen from shaft, Pop singers to drop from a lighthouse, 'Bots
are bodiless
 Post: Happy thoughts and good things
 Clip: "Tom Stewart killed me!  Tom Stewart killed me!"

___ 415 The Beatniks
 Short: General Hospital (#2)
 Airdate: November 25, 1992
 Pre: Paper rock sissors game
 Inventions: MS: Good-Luck Troll Costumes  J: Pocket Pool
 Skits: Are you a Beatnik?, Tony Travis fixation, Servo becomes star
 Post: Is dickweed a swear word?/Crow "kills" Servo with rubber knife/Mads'
can't hit button
 Clip: Psycho beatnik throws a fit (his gun) by the hotel window.

___ 416 Fire Maidens from Outer Space
 Airdate: November 26, 1992
 Pre: Timmy hurts Cambot
 Inventions: MS: Big Checks  J: Nike Airchilada (Cheese Sneakers)
 Skits: Double-entendres, Twin-Screw Universal Controller, Joel throws Timmy
off the statellite
 Post: Make sense of movie
 Clip: Larson finds secret door after throwing something at wall

___ 417 Crash of the Moons
 Short: General Hospital (#3)
 Airdate: November 28, 1992
 Pre: Joel teaches Servo macrame/Crow sells real grit
 Inventions: MS: Deep 13 Toothpaste  J: Rock 'n' Wreck Guitar
 Skits: "The Gypsy Moons," John Banner Gram, Crow's [klinker klank] teleplay
 Post: John Banner visits/Banner Gram for Dr. F
 Clip: "Boobie!"

___ 418 Attack of the (the) Eye Creatures
 Airdate: December 5, 1992
 Pre: Crow and Servo are best friends/worst enemies
 Inventions: MS: Router Ouija Board  J: Funny Gag FAX
 Skits: Servo wants to make out, Earl Hollimania, Rip Taylor trio
 Post: They just didn't care
 Clip: Guy in striped jumpsuit hangs up phone

___ 419 The Rebel Set
 Short: Johnny at the Fair
 Airdate: December 12, 1992
 Pre: Joel reads scary bedtime stories
 Inventions: MS: TV's Frank's Quick Primp Kit  J: Paint-by-number Mark Rathko
 Skits: Crow's acting lessons, What would you do in Chicago?, Merritt Stone
writer's workshop
 Post: Who is Merritt Stone?
 Clip: "I am bugged!"

___ 420 The Human Duplicators
 Airdate: December 26, 1992
 Pre: Redesigning the 'bots/Mads have the sillies
 Inventions: J: Beanie-Chopper (should have gone through the roof)
MS: William Conrad Fridge Alert
 Skits: Spaceship craft project, Servo duplicates himself, Hugh Beaumont
attacks
 Post: 'Bots admit to being robots
 Clip: Duplicate butlers killing each other

___ 421 Monster a Go-Go
 Short: Circus on Ice
 Airdate: January 9, 1993
 Pre: 'Bots make cheese snack
 Inventions: MS: Johnny Long-torso Action Figure  J: Affordable Non-violent
Action Figures by the 'Bots
 Skits: Gypsy doesn't get Crow, Joel and Servo won't give Crow the ball,
Questions of the Universe (the Pina Colada Song)
 Post: Servo is a happy king!
 Clip: Monster a Go-Go on the move

___ 422 The Day the Earth Froze
 Short: Here Comes the Circus
 Airdate: January 16, 1993
 Pre: Joel gets picture of the family
 Inventions: J: Snaction  MS: Unhappy Meals
 Skits: Joel types clown ideas, What is Sampo?, "Gypsy Rose Me"
 Post: Crow and Servo are *MORE* than the wind!
 Clip: "What's going to become of us now?"

___ 423 Bride of the Monster
 Short: Hired! pt 1
 Airdate: January 23, 1993
 Pre: Looking at Crow's dream
 Inventions: MS: Tough Love Seat  J: Microwave Faith Popcorn
 Skits: "Hired! Song," Monster is (not) scary, No advertising
 Post: Re-edit final scene of film
 Clip: Bela with acne

___ 424 Manos: Hands of Fate
 Short: Hired! pt 2
 Airdate: January 30, 1993
 Pre: Wonderful Joel
 Inventions: MS: Chocolate Bunny Guillotine  J: The Cartuner
 Skits: The scenic tour/Frank apologizes, Scary exaggerated features, Joel:
the Master of Darkness/Forrester apologizes
 Post: Lady wrestling game/Torgo's pizza delivery
 Clip: "Why don't you just leave us alone?"


Comedy Central 1993/94 season
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___ 501 Warrior of the Lost World
 Airdate: July 24, 1993
 Pre: Prologue Room
 Inventions: MS: Square Master  J: Bitter-Sweet Hearts
 Skits: Slot cars, What if "Paper Chase" guy didn't get his license, What you
could do after the apocolypse
 Post: Megaweapon was best character/call Megaweapon
 Clip: Hero looking at woman

___ 502 Hercules
 Airdate: July 17, 1993
 Pre: Joel introduces everybody/no one has anything to say
 Inventions: MS: Cellular Desk  J: Instant Karma
 Skits: Greek constellations, Hamilton Joe, Frank and Reynolds (Joel eats
Capt'N Ron cereal), Match Game
 Post: Amazon women misconceptions
 Clip: "He's something out of a bad dream."

___ 503 Swamp Diamonds
 Short: What To Do On a Date
 Airdate: July 31, 1993
 Pre: Elias Sandoval ST:TOS obsession
 Inventions: MS: U-View  J: Andrew Lloyd Weber Grill
 Skits: Tom wants to ask Gypsy out on a date, Tom calls Gypsy, At the
scavenger sale
 Post: After the date
 Clip: "Shut up."

___ 504 Secret Agent Super Dragon
 Airdate: August 7, 1993
 Pre: Minsky, the annoying robot
 Inventions: MS: Virtual Comedy  J: Micro Golf
 Skits: "Secret Agent Super Dragon" jazz combo, The Spy Who Hugged Me, Super
Secret Spy School/Death softens the blow of the pun
 Post: Super Villian Conference Call
 Clip: Guy jumps Super Dragon

___ 505 Magic Voyage of Sinbad
 Airdate: August 14, 1993
 Pre: S.O.L.tie awards
 Inventions: MS: Chinderwear  J: Rat Pack Chess Set
 Skits: Junior Jester's Club, If Sinbad came to your town, Crow left
theater/shot self out airlock to go on lifelong quest
 Post: Channel Catfish/Fisty hand puppets
 Clip: Laughing horse

___ 506 Eegah!
 Airdate: August 28, 1993
 Pre: Freezing Crow/Fixing Crow
 Inventions: J: Porkarina  MS: Replaced Frank's blood with radiator fluid
 Skits: Self-serve gas stations/When the world went to hell, Surgically alter
Joel's face to look like Arch Hall, Jr., Widowers on TV
 Post: Washing Eegah! off/What SAMPO is
 Clip: "That's what I've been doing.  Now I'm getting sick."

___ 507 I Accuse My Parents
 Short: The Truck Farmer
 Airdate: September 4, 1993
 Pre: Tom has the Pinocchio Syndrome
 Inventions: MS: Cake n' Shake  J: Junk Drawer Organizer
 Skits: Art therapy of ideal parents, "Are You Happy in Your Work?," Roots of
Jimmy's illness
 Post: Hamburgers
 Clip: "What?  What's so funny?"

___ 508 Operation Double 007
 Airdate: September 11, 1993
 Pre: Joel transferred his old home movies to video
 Inventions: MS: Lederhosenhosen  J: Bobbing Buzzard (Caw, caw, caw)
 Skits: I know, Sean & Neal Show:Parallel Lives, Torgo's pizza delivery
(again)
 Post: 'Bots are stuck to the wall/Dr. F magnetizes the ship
 Clip: Villian looks suave

___ 509 Girl in Lover's Lane
 Airdate: September 18, 1993
 Pre: 'Bots retrofit each other with belly-buttons
 Inventions: MS: Evil Event Days (baseball)  J: Dock Martens for Don Martin
 Skits: "Train Song" aka "What a Pleasant Journey," Change for pinball/Beat
and hogpile Joel, Crow is Jack Elam/Egg in a bottle
 Post: 'Bots rewrite ending
 Clip: "Are you waiting for a bus?"

___ 510 The Painted Hills
 Short: Body Care and Grooming
 Airdate: September 26, 1993
 Pre: The Tonight Show
 Inventions: MS: Frank's heart  J: Back-Talk
 Skits: Advocates:Sloppy or Clean, President Hayes, Tom melted Crow into gold
ingot
 Post: Message of the movie/Lassie's actions/Frank is dead again
 Clip: Girl in shower smiles and hangs dress

___ 511 Gunslinger
 Airdate: October 16, 1993
 Pre: Servo's head is a balloon
 Inventions: MS: The Scanner Planner  J: Wiffle ideas
 Skits: What it's like being dead, Gypsy express, Quantum linear super
positions
 Post: 1970s were dismal/letters deep fried from France
 Clip: "Don't bother going back to town; I want you out of this state tonight!"

___ 512 Mitchell
 Airdate: October 23, 1993
 Pre: Joel's toothpick replica to be smashed, the mads are being audited, hired
a temp.
 Inventions: MS: none (no time)  J: Daktari Stool
 Skits: Gypsy overheard mads plot to kill temp and thinks they mean Joel, If
joel had to leave the SOL, how would he do it?, Mike gives Gypsy manual control
of the Deus Ex Machina
 Post: Joel escapes/Mads look at Mike...
 Clip: "Buzz off, kid...BUZZ OFF!"

___ 513 The Brain That Wouldn't Die
 Airdate: October 30, 1993
 Pre: Warming up for his first experiment
 Inventions: M: Gutter Bumbershoot  MS: Dr. Forrester's Dream Buster
 Skits: Trying to gain control of the inertial guidance system, Hat party for
Jan (the head), embarrassing moment.
 Post: Visit from Jan
 Clip: "Who's to tell me to blow if I don't want to?"

___ 514 Teenage Strangler
 Short: Is This Love?
 Airdate: November 6, 1993
 Pre: Mike phones home
 Inventions: MS: The Frank Enforcer  M: Waiter Baiter
 Skits: Showbiz love couples, Street rappin' with the Bots, Bots turn Mike into
Mikey
 Post: The Janitor Song
 Clip: "And he didn't steal no bike, neither!"

___ 515 Wild World of Batwoman
 Short: Cheating
 Airdate: November 13, 1993
 Pre: Playing Blackjack
 Inventions: MS: Atomic-powered hair dryer  M: The Razor Back
 Skits: Dilemmas posed by Cheating, essays on Cheating/Crow gets caught
cheating, What to do about Crow
 Post: Crow's hearing/Dr. F likes his new hairdo
 Clip: Guy in car yelling after a Batgirl has bitten him

___ 516 Alien From L.A.
 Airdate: November 20, 1993
 Pre: Boot camp aboard the SOL
 Inventions: MS: Vend-a-Gut  M: Fridge Udders
 Skits: What was the name of that model?, "My Wild Irish Ireland", The Kathy
Ireland emotion guessing game
 Post:Frank loses count of his vending machine money
 Clip: "Yuck!"

___ 517 Beginning of the End
 Airdate: November 25, 1993 (during Turkey Day)
 Pre: Wrong number
 Inventions: MS: Re-comfy Bike  M: New playing cards
 Skits: What the MS do off-hours, Just Plain Peter, Servo's standup routine
 Post: First movie with grasshoppers/grasshoppers attack/MS duke it out
 Clip:

___ 518 Atomic Brain
 Short: What About Juvenile Delinquency
 Airdate: December 4, 1993
 Pre: `Love Letters' dress rehearsal
 Inventions: Bots: Dr. F and TV's Frank  MS: Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot
 Skits: Servo transformed into weather station, Mike's chin puppet show, Magic
Voice meets the voiceover guy
 Post: "The Fugitive" meets "Green Acres"/Dr. Frank meets Dr. Fist
 Clip:

___ 519 The Outlaw
 Airdate: December 11, 1993
 Pre: Roughhousing
 Inventions: MS: The first really *real* time machine  M: Fabio kit
 Skits: Mike's acting career, "Tubular Boobular Joy", "Palance On Palance--
Believe It Or Not"
 Post: Buffalo shots/MS dance their way through the ages
 Clip: "You disgusting *worm*!"

___ 520 Radar Secret Service
 Short: Last Clear Chance
 Airdate: December 18, 1993
 Pre: Crow's maintenance check-up/new escape plan
 Inventions: MS: Hypno Helio Static Stasis  M: Escape plan
 Skits:  Why don't they look?, Mike's tenth high school reunion, The Quinn
Martin nature preserve
 Post: Exstato-Euphoro-Fun combats Hypno Helio Static Stasis
 Clip: "Thank you!"

___ 521 Santa Claus
 Airdate: December 24, 1993
 Pre: Caroling/Gift exchanges
 Skits: "Whispering Christmas Warrior", The Family Nelson, "Merry Christmas--If
That's OK"
 Post: A snow day on the S.O.L./Mr. Pitch and Santa fight it out in Deep 13
 Clip: Wind-up reindeer laughing

___ 522 Teenage Crimewave
 Airdate: January 15, 1994
 Pre: The Great Escape!
 Inventions: MS: Mace Mousse  M: Hehe, a skit based on what would happen if the
escape attempt failed
 Skits: The doughy guy, first deli in space, Mystos--the commercial
 Post: So many unanswered questions!
 Clip: "Turn it off!"

___ 523 Village of the Giants
 Airdate: January 22, 1994
 Pre: You can juice just about anything!/Frank gets fired
 Skits: Frank doesn't want to find a new job/Dr. F hires Torgo, Mike and Bots
interview Frank, "The Greatest Frank of All"/Frank decides to fight for job
 Post: Letters to TV's Frank/Torgo gets fired
 Clip: Frank Vincent Zappa, December 21, 1940 - December 4, 1993

___ 524 12 to the Moon
 Short: Design for Dreaming
 Airdate: February 5, 1994
 Pre: Tea party/The Deep 13 Annual Celebrity Roast/The S.O.L. Celebrity Tennis
Open
 Skits: Visit from Nuveena--the woman of the future, Mike and Bots pack to
leave for Nuveena's planet, Bots converted into kitchen of the future/Mike asks
Nuveena to depart
 Post: Nuveena visits Deep 13
 Clip: "Ah, ridiculous"


Comedy Central 1994/95 season
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___ 601 Girls Town
 Airdate: July 16, 1994?
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___ 602 Invasion USA
 Short: Date With Your Family
 Airdate: July 23, 1994?
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___ 603 The Dead Talk Back
 Short: Selling Wizard
 Airdate: July 30, 1994?
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___ 604 Zombie Nightmare
 Airdate: August 6, 1994?
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___ 605 Colossus, the Headhunter
 Airdate: August 13, 1994?
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___ 606 Creeping Terror
 Airdate: August 27, 1994?
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___ 607 Blood Lust
 Short: Uncle Jim's Dairy Farm
 Airdate: August 20, 1994?
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___ 608 Code Name: Diamond Head
 Short: A Day at the Fair
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___ 609 Sky Divers
 Short: Why Industrial Arts?
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___ 610 The Violent Years
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___ 611 Starfighter
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___ 612 Last of the Wild Horses
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___ 613 The Sinister Urge
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___ 614 San Francisco International
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___ 615 Kitten With a Whip
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___ 616 Racket Girls
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___ 623 Beyond the Bermuda Triangle
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