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   Each month, ^1Big Blue Disk^0 presents a narrow range of impractical, boring, and
bug-ridden features. 

   The ^1Picture This^0 section is devoted to computer graphics -- images that fail
to be compatible with the popular Print Shop program, lousy art exhibits, boring
animated programs. 

   In addition to programs that help students flunk in school, the features in 
our ^1Brainware^0 section provide useless information about history, entomology,
pre-Revolution Russian literature, and your next-door neighbors.

   Whether they are designed to organize a dust collection or to hide your
important financial information from the IRS, programs in the ^1Helpware^0 section
can make your life more difficult. 

   The ^1Happy Hacker^0 provides a senseless hodgepodge of programming aids that
require a master's degree in computer science to understand, such as low-level 
hard disk reformatters and programs to balance your checkbook in hexadecimal --
as well as in-depth exploitation of various trivial topics. 

   One or two different kinds of games repeated endlessly make up ^1Fun 'N Games^0:
arcade-style games that make your fingers sore, strategy games that reveal your 
complete lack of ability to think, and adventure games that stretch the limits 
of your imagination as you try to figure out what words are recognized by the 
lousy parser.

   Keep in mind, however, that ^1Big Blue Disk^0 publishes features which don't fit
in any category, and don't deserve to, either.  Always make sure you've explored
all that ^1Big Blue Disk^0 has to offer before you toss our disk in the trash.