SAMPLE
Once upon a time there was a man sitting at his computer
while logged on to his favorite BBS.  While online, he got a
message to check out THE STORY BOOK.  As he sat staring at
the opening screen, he became possessed by... (STINGRAY)
...his keyboard.  Bewildered and somewhat dazed, he sat very
still wondering where to go next.  Then, his left hand began
to twitch.  His wrist pulsed as one by one his fingers began
to dance over the keys.  Lithe and nimble they scurried from
left to right over the keytops.  When they finally slowed to
a stop, his eyes rolled back and he began to...(FORD)
...howl like a dog.  He stopped and began to rise from his
chair.  His head and body leaned.  WHOOSH!  With little
warning, he was sucked into the computer!  Barely conscious,
he looked out at the chair where he used to sit for hours on
end.  His mind swirled as interrupts and gates opened around
him.  He thought of his friends on the board and the count-
less hours he spent chatting with them.  Would they realize
what had happened? And could they even help him if they
knew?  Then, as the stacks cleared and the TSR's were pain-
fully removed, it dawned on him--he had become a digitized
personality!  Having heard of this before was of little
comfort.  He knew the system operator was at this moment
making some major changes to the BBS hardware.  In a news
bullettin, he claimed he could effect the changes while
users were still online,  "...there should be little or no
impact to the system as the changes take place.  Users
should experience NO adverse side affects...", the bulletin
read.  The man's face flowed slowly by like a confused
Windows screen saver.  A few moments passed and he began to
sense his mind spreading out among his new surroundings.
That's when he realized he was still online!  In his excite-
ment, the fact had totally slipped his mind. But now that he
remembered, he began to explore...(UNKOWN)