BBB:The Surgeon General on AIDS It was the Surgeon General who tried to stop the flow of income into the South through the tobacco crop by declaring that "cigarettes might be dangerous for your health." While he did that, his salary was paid by a government income which included the good ole Bull's Eye Red Dot liquor stores that replaced the bootleggers. Recently, the Surgeon General has done all he could to spread an epidemic of AIDS in America by pretending it isn't really a bad thing. Fortunately, the people down underneath who have to deal with it have better sense than the Surgeon General. We read an order dispatched from Los Angeles that says, "Sheriffs, deputies, and members of the local police force were ordered to carry gloves and towels in their patrol cars after some were splattered with blood from an accused man, said by his family to have AIDS. One of the policemen splattered with blood had a cut on his hand and will have to be tested for AIDS up to eighteen months. Sheriff Sherman Block has taken the position THAT POLICE SHOULD BE GIVEN THE NAMES OF ALL AIDS PATIENTS." But never fear! In the anti-police, anti-sheriff, anti-justice system of the District Court Judges and the Supreme Court Judges, not even a doctor has a right to tell anybody that somebody has AIDS. The people who were supposed to be put in as "crime fighters" are promoters of crime. Beware what the Surgeon General says about AIDS; it may be dangerous to your health! In Bonn, West Germany, "Motorists must carry disposable plastic gloves in their cars in case they are called on to help AIDS victims injured in traffic accidents. Failure to carry two pairs of gloves calls for a $12.50 fine. Failure to provide help to a traffic casualty can mean a one-year jail term." Problem: How do you guess which accident victim has AIDS? Answer: You can't. So you buy the gloves. You buy the gloves if you think the Surgeon General is dangerous to your health, which he is! From the Intelligence International Limited in Cheltenham, England, we learned that a sixteen-page report states, "If present trends continue, black Africa will be 70% depopulated by 1997." The report revealed that a French research team has managed to isolate the AIDS virus in more than one type of African mosquito. Beware the Surgeon General, he is dangerous to your health. Completely contradicting the October 1987 first AIDS Report and the publication of the Center for Disease Control, the Surgen General sent out a national piece of paper to encourage you to get AIDS as soon as possible! We cite from Daily News Digest, Vol 14., No. 12, page 1, where we read: "You can look just about anywhere in the official word coming down to us, to be summed up in effect by saying that you absolutely, positively cannot get AIDS from toilet seats. What almost goes without saying is a toilet seat often has body fluids on it; all kinds of body fluids. This has caused us to come to a rather astounding conclusion. When these body fluids are found on the hard surface in a health care environment, it has been recommended that something just short of a blowtorch be used to disinfect the surface to prevent the possible transmission of the AIDS virus. However, if these same body fluids are found on a particular kind of a hard surface known as a "toilet seat," then there is no need to worry about the possible transmission of the AIDS virus! So, here's the inescapable conclusion: toilet seats must have some sort of medical, almost magical quality. Evidently it somehow has the capacity to kill all sorts of disease-causing viruses, according to the Surgeon General." The first AIDS report from the Center for Disease Control said this, "Blood and other fluids from all patients should be considered infective and laboratory work surfaces should be decontaminated with appropriate chemical germicide after a spill of blood or other body fluids." With the exception of toilet seats in public places! Beware the Surgeon General of the United States. He evidently doesn't use public washrooms, he just wants you to use them!