CONTROLS
Use the numeric keypad to 
control all Dummies, and 
the space ship! 
Numeric Keypad Instructions:
(If you can't figure 'em out
by yourself, you shouldn't
be playing!)

up-left  up  up-Rt
     7    8    9
       \  ^  /
left 4 <     > 6  Right
       /  v  \
     1    2    3
Dn-Left Down Dn-Rt

Each Dummy can throw 
exploding cookies by pressing 
"SPACE". He throws s'good 
missles (not scud missles!) 
by pressing "M". Holding "R" 
makes him run (I REEEALY LOVE 
this effect that I did with 
the clouds behind
him! It's incredibly cool!"
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 Cosmo Dummy's space ship is
controlled thusly: 
Press "D" for Destruction Gun
 (you have a limited supply, 
 so use sparingly, and pick up
 the red "FUEL" cans often!)
Hold down "C" for cloaking
 (You can't move, but you can
 hold it down as long as you 
 like, unlike teleporting)
Press "T" for teleporting 
 (You move to another area
 automatically, but you have
 no control of where)
Hold "R" for rockets
Press "SPACE" for your Sucky 
 Laser Gun (You can't run 
 out, but in order to control
 where it goes, you must be 
 pointig towards the enemies)
*****************************   
 "THE STAGE IS SET"
 (the levels so far)

 Normal Dummy walks around in
some uncharted territory that
really has no point. Cosmo 
Dummy appears in two levels,
(Once in the unregistered
version which, I must point 
out, you have right here in
front of you mister! 
REGISTER NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
once in a space ship (is that
two words?) and once in some
wierd unfinished map I made.
(Find the secret Tunnel of
MYSTERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Disco   Duck   Makes   An 
Appearance! Wahoo! He comes 
from a long series of 
unfinished comics by my friend
ADAM TYNER!
(http://www.geocities.com/
Hollywood/3624/)
Keep in mind that this is 
only around HALF of what's
really in the game. It's
not hard to register!
Y'ALL HAVE FUN NOW!
  
      Version 1.2
UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 I've added a CGA Heck level,
a Flume of Doom level, and
a Virtua Dummy level (oh BOY)!
FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN!!!

(Virtua Dummy isn't in this
version! Now you MUST 
register! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!)

Your friend,
           -ALAN!