Fred Joe Bob makes the best brake drum skillet    fried chicken in the Midwest.  Imports are extra  and you don't get as much fried chicken.
Billy Wayne received his Ph.D. from Fly By Night  Mail-Order Degrees. He doesn't know much anatomy, but once straightened the frame on a '58 Chevy.
Dr. Quack is the family doctor.  He specializes   in golf, investments and afternoons off.