The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 opossums.

The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top and you sit on the bottom.

We do not raise silk worms in the United States, because we get our silk from rayon. He is a larger worm and gives more silk.

One of the main causes of dust is janitors.

A scout obeys all to whom obedience is due and respects all duly constipated authorities.

Answers given by Sunday School kids

Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.

Noah's wife was Joan of Ark.

Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night.

The Jews had trouble throughout their history with the unsympathetic Gentiles.

Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the apostles.

Unleavened bread is bread made without ingredients.

Moses went to the top of Mt. Cyanide to get the 10 commandments.

The seventh commandment is: Thou shalt not admit adultery.

Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.

David fought with the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in biblical times.

Solomon had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.

Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.

The people who followed Jesus were called the 12 decibels.

The epistles were the wives of the apostles.

One of the opossums was St. Matthew.

Salome danced in 7 veils in front of king Harrod's.

Paul preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage.

A Christian should have only one wife. That is called monotony.