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Top 10 sexually slanted lines from Star Wars

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From "Star Wars"
10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
7. "You've got something jammed in here real good."
6. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
5. "Sorry about the mess..."
4. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
3. "Look at the size of that thing!"
2. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
1. "Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?"

From "The Empire Strikes Back"
>From The Empire Strikes Back 10. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."
9. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
7. "But now we must eat. Come, good food, come..."
6. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
5. "Hurry up, golden-rod.."
4. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?"
3. "Possible he came in through the South entrance."
2. "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"
1. "Control, control ! You must learn control !"

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