You might be a Yankee if ....
1. You don't know kudzu from kung fu
2. You enjoy living in filth
3. The only kind of grass you've seen is the kind you smoke.
4. You prefer Bruce Springsteen to Bocephus.
5. The thought of eating scrapple doesn't turn your stomach.
6. You talk real fast and charm real slow.
7. You think smog is a sky color.
8. You think all cars are yellow and have a light on top.
9. You think barbecue is a verb, not a noun.
10. Your momma spends more time in hockey locker rooms than your father's bedroom.