2.) COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key

3.) Buy a Pentium 586/200 so you can reboot faster

4.) Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes

5.) Computers are not intelligent - They only think they are

6.) My software never has bugs - It just develops random features

7.) C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL

8.) C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN

9.) <-------------The information went data way ----------------------

10.) Best file compression around: "DEL" = 100% compression

11.) The definition of an upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in

12.) BREAKFAST.COM Halted . . . Cereal Port not responding

13.) BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2d down, 4th quarters, 5 yards to go!

14.) Access denied - - nah nah nah nah nah!

15.) C:\> Bad command or file name! - Go stand in the corner

16.) As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing

17.) Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)

18.) E Pluribus Modem

19.) >...File not found - Should I fake it? (Y/N)

20.) Ethernet (n): something used to catch the Etherbunny

21.) CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Reboot Washington, DC? (Y/N)

22.) 11th Commandment: Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium

23.) 24 hours in a day .... 24 beers in a case .... coincidence?

24.) Windows: just another pane in the glass

25.) SENILE.COM found .... Out of Memory

26.) Who's General Failure and why is he reading my disk?

27.) Ultimate office automation: networked coffee

28.) RAM disk is not an installation procedure

29.) Shell to DOS .... Come in DOS - Do you copy?

30.) Computer: a device designed to speed up and automate errors

31.) Smash forehead on keyboard to continue . . .

32.) Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue . . .

33.) ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI

34.) Error: keyboard not attached - Press F1 to continue

35.) DOS tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS

36.) Hidden DOS secret: Add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS

37.) Press any key to continue or any other key to quit

38.) Press any key . . . no, No, NO!!! Not THAT one!

39.) Press to continue . . .

40.) Beam me up, Scotty, computers don't talk down here