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Jesus vs. Elvis
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Jesus said: "Love thy neighbor." (Matthew 22:39) Elvis said: "Don't be cruel." (RCA, 1956)
Jesus is the Lord's shepherd.
Jesus was part of the Trinity.
Jesus walked on water. (Matthew 14:25)
Jesus' entourage, the Apostles, had 12 members.
Jesus was resurrected.
Jesus said, "If any man thirst, let him come unto me, and drink."
(John 7:37)
Jesus fasted for 40 days and nights.
Jesus is a Capricorn. (December 25)
Matthew was one of Jesus' many biographers. (The Gospel According to
Matthew)
"[Jesus] countenance was like lightning, and his raiment white as
snow."
(Matthew 28:3)
Jesus lived in state of grace in a Near Eastern land.
Mary, an important woman in Jesus' life, had an Immaculate
Conception.
Jesus was first and foremost the Son of God.
Jesus was the lamb of God.
Jesus' Father is everywhere.
Jesus was a carpenter.
Jesus wore a crown of thorns.
Jesus H. Christ has 12 letters.
No one knows what the "H" in "Jesus H. Christ" stands for.
Jesus is often depicted in pictures with a halo that looks like a
gold plate.
Jesus said: "Man shall not live by bread alone."
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