Q. What did the salt say to the pepper?
A. Season's Greetings.

Q. What has more lives than a cat?
A. A frog. It croaks every night.

Q. Do you know why the oyster did not want to give up his pearl?
A. He was just a little shellfish.

Q. What is the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?
A. A hunter lies in wait and a fisherman waits and lies.

Q. What do you get if you anesthetize a rabbit?
A. The ether bunny.

Q. Can bees fly in the rain?
A. Not without their little yellow jackets.

Q. What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
A. Nothing. He just let out a little wine.

Q. Where do you find the most fish?
A. Between the head and the tail.