A scientist was successful in cloning himself.
He was asked to speak at a national convention of cloning scientists.
The meeting room was located on the 45th floor of a New York skyscraper.
The scientist arrived with his clone and proceeded to the podium. The
clone sat at the end of the head table. The scientist began the speech
intending a tribute to the advances in the field of modern biology.
"My fellow scientists," he began. But before he could utter another
word, the clone sprang to his feet and shouted out, "he's an ASS!"
The crowd
began to murmur as the scientist commanded the clone to "sit down and
shut-up!"
Apologizing for the interruption, the scientist began again,
"My fellow scientists,"
Again the clone sprang to his feet and yelled,
"this dumb ASS couldn't produce a copy on a Xerox. He's a fraudulent
jerk!"
Incensed, the scientist rushed to the clone, grabbed him, and threw him
out of the window.
The crowd gasped and security rushed into the room. A short while later
New York's finest arrived and were explained the events that had
transpired.
The police chief said to the scientist, "We are going to have to arrest
you."
The scientist replied, "For what? I have committed no crime. What
fell from the window was a clone, not a person."
The attending
scientists nodded in agreement.
"Well," retorted the police chief, "we
can not let this heinous act go unchallenged."
The police chief thought for a moment and ordered the scientist held for "Making an obscene clone fall..."
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