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A whale of a story

Two whales are swimming in the ocean when one of them sees a whaling ship. Recognizing that it is the same one that had killed his father a few years before, the first whale creates a plan of teaching it a lesson by having him and his partner go underneath the ship and blow air out their spouts and turning the ship over.

The plan works. The ship turns over and as the crew begin to swim, the first whale, still filled with anger, turns to the 2nd whale and says:

"Quick! Let's gobble up the crew so they won't harm any other innocent whales."

The second whale objects at this point and says:

"Hey, look, I agreed to the blow job but I'm not swallowing any seamen."

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