Here's an easy game to play.
Here's an easy thing to say:
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy
disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an
error to report!
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a
dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window
in the trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cause the
index doesn't hash,
Then your situation's hopeless,
and your system's gonna crash!
You can't say this?
What a shame sir!
We'll find you
Another game sir.
If the label on the cable on the table at your
house,
Says the network is connected to the button
on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel on
another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected by the
printer down the hall,
And your screeen is all distorted by the side
effects of gauss
So your icons in the window are as
wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go
out with a bang,
Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the
sucker's gonna hang!
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