You know itÆs sweeps weeks by the mood of the television shows. Take a look at this weekÆs TV Guid listings.
Monday
Channel 4 : Baywatch. The gang goes uncovered to track down a graffiti artist at a nude beach.
Channel 28: Martha Stewart Special, "Nipple Clips From Recycled Aluminum Cans."
Tuesday
Channel 2: News. Every time Dan Rather says the word "Whitewater," he has to do a shot of tequila and remove an item of clothing.
Channel 13: Star Trek: Voyager. The crew faces off against an androgynous, pasty-faced alien. Guest stars Michael Jackson.
Wednesday
Channel 13: Star Trek:The Next Generation. Hilarity ensues as Heaven's Gate members hitch a ride on the wrong spaceship.
Thursday
Channel 4: ER. Guest star Pauley Shore chokes to death on a tofu burrito.
Channel 7: Wide World of Sports. ABA womenÆs pro basketball league exhibition game to be played shirts vs. skins.
Friday
Channel 4: NBC News introduces new Whitehouse correspondent, Flowers the Sad Clown.
Channel 2: Suddenly Susan. Brooke Shields astounds everyone by announcing she's a thespian.
Saturday
Channel 13: "T.V. Hooker", Series Debut of new cop series, starring William Shatner and Eddie Murphy.
Sunday
Channel 7: ABC Evening News with Jenny McCarthy.
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