Doors:
Do not allow closed doors in any room. To get a door opened, stand on hind legs and hammer with forepaws. Once door is open, it is not necessary to use it. After you have ordered an outside door opened, stand halfway in & out and think about several things.This is particularly important during very cold weather, rain, snow & mosquito season.

Guest:
Quickly determine which guest hates cats the most. Sit on that human s lap. If you can arrange to have Friskies Fish-'n-Glop on your breath, so much the better. For sitting on laps or rubbing against trousers, select fabric color which contrasts well with your fur.For example, white-furred cats should go to black wool clothing. For walking among dishes on dinner table, be prepared to look surprised & hurt when scolded. The idea is to convey, "But you allow me on the table when company isn't here." Always accompany guest to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do anything. Just sit and stare.

Work:
If one of your humans is sewing or writing & another is idle, stay with the busy one. This is called helping, otherwise known as hampering. Following are the rules for hampering:

1. When supervising cooking, sit just behind the left heel of the cook. You cannot be seen & thereby stand a better chance of being stepped on, picked up and consoled.

2. For book readers, get in close under the chin, between the humans eyes and the book, unless you can lie across the book itself.

3. For knitting projects, curl up quietly onto the lap of the knitter & pretend to doze. Occasionally reach & slap the knitting needles sharply. This can cause dropped stitches. Ignore it. Remember, the aim is to hamper the work. Play: It is important. Get enough sleep in the daytime so you are fresh for playing catch mouse or King-of-the-Hill on their bed between 2 & 4 am. Reminder: Begin people training early. You will then have a smooth-running household. Humans need to know the basic rules. They can be taught if you start early & are consistent.