HOTDOOOD: So, then I take the duct tape....
LADYSTEAM: Yes....
HOTDOOOD: And I wrap it around real right...tight enough to bind....
LADYSTEAM: Yes... Then what do you do next?
HOTDOOOD: Well, usually at that point I try to find a way to shut down the heating system. Duct tape will seal off a cracked steam pipe in the short run, but in the long run it needs to be replaced.
LADYSTEAM: Ah. Tell me about your pipes.

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OnlineHost: *** You are in "Clone Chat." ***
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TedTed: Come off it. I know you took the last Coke out of the fridge.
TedTed2: I did not. You're being paranoid again.
TedTed: Again? What's that supposed to mean? I have proof!
TedTed2: Oh, really.
TedTed: Yes. I found your fingerprints all over the refrigerator door, pal.
TedTed2: MY fingerprints? You idiot. MY fingerprints are YOUR fingerprints.
TedTed: Oh. Yeah. Damn.
TedTed2: And another thing. It's your week to come into work. Your boss is getting suspicious.

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OnlineHost: *** You are in "Denied By Congress." ***
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TonyLake: I'm telling you, it was a hatchet job. From the minute I got up there, it was whack, whack, whack with their little hatchets.
JnTower: I hear you, brother.
TonyLake: Stupid Richard Shelby. You know what happened to me, don't you? I was Borked! Borked!
RobBork: Hey. Watch it.
TonyLake: Sorry, Bob.

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OnlineHost: *** You are in "Ambigously Sexual Non-Real Characters." ***
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Bert: Just because we live together and sleep in the same room doesn't mean it means anything.
Pumba: Right. Right.
Bert: I mean, really. We don't even EXIST below the waist. You know, in Ancient Sparta, men lived in barracks with other men their entire LIVES. And they were TOUGH. They kicked the Athenians in the rear.
C3PO: It may just be me, but the Ancient Greeks might not be the best example you could use.
Bert: Ha! THIS from someone who's been led around by a fireplug with wheels for 20 years!

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OnlineHost: *** You are in "Disembodied Brain." ***
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SkatrKidd: You are not a disembodied brain.
NO-BODY: Yes I am.
SkatrKidd: Am not.
NO-BODY: Am too.
SkatrKidd: Am not.
NO-BODY: Am too.
SkatrKidd: Yeah, well if you're a disembodied brain, how can you type?
NO-BODY: My incredibly highly evolved forebrain has given me the ability to telekinetically depress the buttons on the keyboard. This same ability is what is going to allow, me, in just two seconds, to sqeeze your pineal gland, causing you to spasm uncontrollably.
SkatrKidd: Yeah right, loser you just try andbjkvbu;ow hovbuv huvw4tbubouv

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OnlineHost: *** You are in "Non-Sequitur Chat." ***
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DuChampp: My April is a fish of many noises.
JJoyze: Mug the modem destiny of Q-Tip Post-It cola!
DuChampp: Post-It cola clicks cockroach antennae soundly.
JJoyze: You lose two points: That was sequential AND it almost made sense.
DuChampp: Rats.

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OnlineHost: *** You are in "Don't Get Out Much." ***
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Jesse88: No kidding? Arkansas?
WWWScalzi: And the Vice-President is from Tennessee.
Jesse88: Far out. Man, I've got to get with it. Next you'll be telling me something really weird, like Michael Jackson or Madonna's got kids.
WWWScalzi: Uh..... so, why DON'T go you get out much?
Jesse88: I can't fit through the door.

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OnlineHost: *** You are in "Pure Sadism." ***
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MazoKist: Hurt me. Please, please hurt me.
Marquis: No.

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OnlineHost: *** You are in "Online Mimes." ***
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Liv2Mime:
ShldsYrNL:
Liv2Mime:
ShldsYrNL: Huh. That was a good one.