by wwword
Top 10 Things You Shouldn’t Even Try to Get Your Kid to Eat
	Anything resembling a leaf.			Lumps, seeds, curds, pulp.
	Anything that’s touched anything else.			Potatoes without salt, cereal without sugar, burgers without ketchup.
	Any kind of skin: apple, chicken, pudding.			Most foods not prepared by Mom, Mr. Pizza, or McDonald’s.
	Anything you attempt to make him eat in plain sight of a cookie.			Whatever you just paid $10 for in a restaurant.
	Anything he’s never eaten before.			Whatever he just spent 20 minutes screaming for in the supermarket.