10 REM APHORISM GENERATOR
12 REM BY DR. J.D. ROBERTSON
15 REM JULY 13,1978
17 REM *************************
20 REM BLIP IS THE BLAP OF BLEEP
22 REM *************************
25 REM ADDITIONS BY M. WELLS
27 REM JUNE1983
30 REM              A. GARDNER
31 REM              MARCH 1984
32 DIMX$(25),Y$(25),Z$(25)
35 REM X$- LIST OF BLIP WORDS
36 REM Y$- LIST OF BLAP WORDS
37 REM Z$- LIST OF BLEEP WORDS
40 FOR I=1 TO 25
42 READ X$(I),Y$(I),Z$(I)
45 NEXTI
48 PRINT""
50 PRINT"[147]";:PRINT" GENERATE SAYINGS WITH OBSCURE MEANINGS
52 [153]" TO COUNTER THE PERSON THAT ALWAYS USES  APHORISTIC BANALITY SUCH ";
54 [153]"AS-'NECESSITY  IS THE MOTHER OF INVENTION.'"
55 [153]:[153]" THIS PROGRAM WILL HELP YOU.  JUST TELL  IT HOW MANY YOU WILL";
57 [153]" BE NEEDING AND":[153]" STAND BACK!-":[153]:[153]
60 [153]:[153]" HOW MANY APHORISMS WOULD YOU LIKE":[133]" TO SEE";N
62 [153]"LOAD"
65 [129] I[178]1 [164] N
70 [143] SELECT JTH BLIP WORD,KTH BLAP WORD, LTH BLEEP WORD
75 J[178]1[170][181]([187](1)[172]25)
80 K[178]1[170][181]([187](1)[172]25)
85 L[178]1[170][181]([187](1)[172]25)
90 [153]X$(J);" IS THE ";Y$(K);" OF ";Z$(L)
95 [130]I
100 [153]:[153]"DO YOU WANT TO SEE MORE? (Y/N);
105 GETA$:IFA$=""THEN105
107 IFA$<>"Y"THENPRINT"[147]":GOTO63000
110 PRINT"[147]":GOTO60
145 REM BLIP-BLAP-BLEEP WORDS
150 DATASANITY,ANATHEMA,LOVE,AGONY,QUAGMIRE,ARDOR
151 DATADISTRUST,BLIGHT,BEAUTY,POLITICS,HARLOT,HATE
152 DATAGREED,FRIEND,FILTH,GLUTTONY,MOTHER,EVIL
153 DATAHEALTH,FATHER,EXCESS,HYSTERIA,SISTER,FANTASY
154 DATABREVITY,BROTHER,RACISM,CHARITY,ENEMY,LAUGHTER
155 DATASECURITY,BANDIT,NAIVETE,SCIENCE,HOUSE,APOPLEXY
156 DATACELIBACY,KIDNEY,SADISM,DECENCY,HARPY,LUST
157 DATAABUSE,LAXATIVE,SEX,WEAKNESS,FOLLICLE,LEPROSY
158 DATABRAVERY,REWARD,DECEIT,GENIUS,GENESIS,LOYALTY
159 DATADEATH,HEART,SUICIDE,ALCOHOL,LIVER,SUCCESS
160 DATAVIOLENCE,CURATOR,IDIOCY,APATHY,EUNUCH,PROGRESS
161 DATA MONEY,RESULT,FAILURE,GARBAGE,APEX,RELEASE
162 DATAOBESITY,BLADDER,AVARICE
170 GOTO 63000
63000 PRINT"LOAD"CHR$(34)"PAYLOAD"CHR$(34)",8":PRINT"RUN"
63001 POKE631,13:POKE632,13:POKE198,2