╧εΣ∩Φ±ⁿ ε⌠ε≡∞δ σ≥± ⌠αΘδε∞ .sigs. ═ε σ±≥ⁿ ∩εΣ∩Φ±Φ Φ ∩εΣ∩Φ±Φ. ╠φεπΦσ Γ ±ΓεΘ ⌠αΘδ ∩εΣ∩Φ±Φ ∩ε∞σ∙α■≥ ≥εδⁿΩε ±≤∙σ±≥Γσφφ≤■ Φφ⌠ε≡∞α÷Φ■: Φ∞ , αΣ≡σ± ²δσΩ≥≡εφφεΘ ∩ε≈≥√, ΦφεπΣα - φε∞σ≡ ≥σδσ⌠εφα. ─≡≤πΦσ ΣεßαΓδ ■≥ ÷Φ≥α≥≤, Ωε≥ε≡≤■ εφΦ ±≈Φ≥α■≥ ±∞σ°φεΘ ΦδΦ πδ≤ßεΩε∞√±δσφφεΘ Φ εß· ΓδσφΦσ, ≈≥ε Φ⌡ ≥ε≈Ωα τ≡σφΦ φσ Γδ σ≥± ≥ε≈ΩεΘ τ≡σφΦ Φ⌡ ≡αßε≥εΣα≥σδ . ═σΩε≥ε≡√σ σ∙σ ΣεßαΓδ ■≥ π≡α⌠Φ≈σ±ΩΦσ εß≡ατ√ Φτ ±Φ∞ΓεδεΓ ASCII. └ σ±≥ⁿ ≥αΩΦσ, Ωε≥ε≡√σ ∩εδφε±≥ⁿ■ ≥σ≡ ■≥ ≈≤Γ±≥Γε ∞σ≡√ Φ ∩ε∞σ∙α■≥ επ≡ε∞φ√σ ≥Γε≡σφΦ Φτ ≥√± ≈Φ ÷Φ≥α≥, ∩≡Φ≈≤ΣδΦΓ√⌡ ASCII-≡Φ±≤φΩεΓ Φ ≥αΩΦ∞ ΩεδΦ≈σ±≥Γε∞ αΣ≡σ±εΓ ²δσΩ≥≡εφφεΘ ∩ε≈≥√, Ωε≥ε≡εσ φΦΩεπΣα Φ φΦΩε∞≤ φσ ∩εφαΣεßΦ≥± . ┴εδσσ Γ±σπε ∩εΣΓσ≡µσφ√ ²≥ε∞≤ ∩σ≡ΓεΩ≤≡±φΦ≈ΩΦ, Σε∩≤∙σφφ√σ Γ ╤σ≥ⁿ. ╤α∞√σ ⌡≤Σ°Φσ ≡στ≤δⁿ≥α≥√ ²≥εΘ ∩≡αΩ≥ΦΩΦ ∞εµφε ∩ε±∞ε≥≡σ≥ⁿ Γ π≡≤∩∩σ φεΓε±≥σΘ alt.fan.warlord, Ωε≥ε≡α ±≤∙σ±≥Γ≤■≥ Σδ Ω≡Φ≥ΦΩΦ ±δΦ°Ωε∞ ≤µ ΣαδσΩε τα⌡εΣ ∙Φ⌡ ⌠αΘδεΓ .sigs, - Γ≡εΣσ ≥αΩεπε:
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