Claudia was late, but then it wasn't her fault. Hanging a 50-foot high photo of the megamodel above the storefront hadn't been easy for the event crew. Her image, clad in the Million Dollar Wonder Bra, weighed more than 200 pounds, and a stubborn flagpole that wouldn't be removed had delayed the event by an hour. They had brought in a cherry picker to raise the picture and the 50-foot long bolt of pink cloth covering it. But they'd been stymied by the pole which jutted from the third floor of the building exactly where the poster had to hang. When they finally did move it and got the photo where they wanted it, the pink cloth, seduced by the wind, tried repeatedly to reveal what it was hiding. That had the crew clutching the corners (right) until Claudia got there.

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