The meeting apparently drove William's infatuation to a higher level. A story currently circulating in London, and reported by the "New York Post," has it that William's grandmother, Queen Elizabeth, was quite upset recently when she noticed that a number of priceless volumes in the royal library had been tampered with. Rare old books had been moved or were missing. Scotland Yard was called in to do a thorough investigation. The "missing" books were quickly located and the "book tamperer" was unmasked. Ne atly tucked into the manuscripts in question were pictures of Cindy Crawford. Scotland Yard informed the Queen that a member of the royal family had been bookmarking the royal pages with Cindy photos.

The ball now is in Cindy's court. If she is interested in bringing the fantasy to fruition, she needs to wait only six years for a for-real knight in shining armor to reach the age of decision. Will she wait or won't she? Truly Cindy is a queen by anyone' s standards, but Queen of England? Why, pshaw, she isn't even in the "Social Register."