The Donald Is About To Be Available -- Again

Things haven't been the same, sources say, since Marla was caught on a Florida beach a few months back. During the pre-dawn hours, a policeman stopped to investiagte a car parked at the beach. He encountered Marla's bodyguard who said he was alone. But, a short time later Marla emerged from under a lifeguard chair, and with her, suspicions of marital infidelity, although she claims she was there to answer nature's call.

Of course, we were a tad wary when we ran into The Donald at the Victoria's Secret Angels launch party. Marla was nowhere to be found, but Donald made a bee line to old pal Ingrid Seynhaeve. Stay tuned. This could get interesting.